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scottywrotem.bsky.social
Artist, book devourer, wasp haterer. Was @scottywrotem on Twitter.
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"Oh my old man's a vampire, he own a vampire's hat, he wears Van Helsing trousers and turns into a bat."

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Did some art. Rather enjoyed making it too.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This hints at the existence of a man called Bryan Bryan.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Some beautiful poetry occurring on Connections today.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

No, really, don't talk to him about life.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I think my word game is trying to subtly tell me something.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Surely another word for a hat!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I know we're predisposed to see faces in objects, but surely this tea bag man wins the award for most distinguished looking?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

A bit like that Amazon advert where they buy their colleague a suit to sing in, except it's me and my work colleagues have clubbed together to have me assassinated to stop me tunelessly whistling.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Because the only way to kill a dough vampire is with a Twix through the heart.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Surely his nickname is Punchline?

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven't read any of the Dortmunder series of books by Donald E Westlake then you are missing out on one of the best comic characters of all time.

submitted 367 days ago • 0 comments

If I owned a hat shop but didn't make any of the hats myself I'd call it Millinery Vanillinery.

submitted 376 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

No, you just went to the wrong cinema to pick your daughter up you big idiot.

submitted 427 days ago • 0 comments

No disassemble Johnny Rose!

submitted 428 days ago • 0 comments

The forgotten tragedy of two dimensional deaths.

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

I only get the bus to watch that TV show about the people I'm on the bus with.

submitted 463 days ago • 0 comments

It's OK sad jalapeño, I won't eat you.

submitted 466 days ago • 0 comments

Queues for the ladies are getting ridiculous these days.

submitted 474 days ago • 0 comments

You'd have to have a very hirsute bum to need one of these.

submitted 475 days ago • 1 comment

Made myself a terrifying Halloween t-shirt.

submitted 492 days ago • 0 comments

Found this in an old department of transport manual. Utter filth.

submitted 498 days ago • 0 comments

When you de-lint your jumper and want to adopt the outcome.

submitted 504 days ago • 0 comments