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Filled in an online form to get an info pack sent to me & then it said “one of our advisors will call you shortly”. I immediately put my phone on do not disturb bc no you fucking won’t pal.

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

There’s defo a sale on audacity right now, bc theres WAYYY too many cunts having it. Especially M*N.

submitted 82 days ago • 5 comments

I really hope those drones in America are aliens bc I’m ready to go home yeno xxx

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

You want to know what 2024 has had? The sheer, fucking audacity, that’s what.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I see some of my Twitter Haters are still bitching about me on Bluesky Stay mad bitches and tag me when you're chatting shit about me next time 💅

submitted 86 days ago • 20 comments

WAHEYYYY

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

Stop asking me if I’m ready for Xmas am not even ready for today, ram it Sharon

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

When your autistic child is having a full on meltdown and your other neurodivergent child who “loves” a good meltdown herself comes storming in with “Listen you, I’ve got a headache. SO, SORT YE HEAD OUT & GET TO SCHOOL”

submitted 87 days ago • 3 comments

There’s this little old lady round ours who religiously takes her elderly dog out in a pink pram every morning and I want this kind of life for me xxx

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

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Luigi Mangioni is innocent and not b*ld xxx

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine my shock - he’s b*ld x

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

HAAAAA

submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments

Lad in work just been on the phone fuming at someone and then apologised by saying " sorry for getting aroused" nearly fell out the van 🤣

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

Fellas, if yours is number 5 go the doctors ye dirty bastid x

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

Something to cheer you up tonight before bed xxx

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Holding ye ma’s ciggy while she did up your coat 🥰 #memories

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

I defo ruined this scene for myself 😞

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments

Got my tart a new engagement ring. She deserves the absolute best ❤️❤️

submitted 94 days ago • 19 comments