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submitted 5 hours ago • 24 comments

the depression will continue until morale improves

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

How am I, you ask? I’ve transcended to a level of feral anger that I cannot articulate. Thank you so much for asking!

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m fairly certain I could power my entire state’s electrical grid through the sheer volume of my heavy sighs from disappointment 😮‍💨

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski

submitted 3 hours ago • 63 comments

It's funny how we're all just one existential crisis away from complete meltdown

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Got the earthquake alert text for the event that just happened near San Diego (earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...) but upon heading to the USGS event map, the first thing to catch my eye was this label somehow being correct again.

submitted 8 hours ago • 34 comments

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

submitted 1 day ago • 160 comments

If Trump comes after you, and you have some resources—think law firms and universities, not foreign students disappeared for speech—then you have a moral and patriotic obligation to fight back. If nothing else, it ties up the regime’s resources. They don’t have that much. They need capitulators.

submitted 12 hours ago • 18 comments

Zelensky’s diplomatic responses and amazing restraint on 60 minutes got panties dropping all around the world I promise you that

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh shit, am I maybe the butterfly..? Fuck. Damn. Wow.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m going to a dark place, if anyone needs any dark place items

submitted 22 hours ago • 65 comments

The best part about being a single adult who lives alone is drinking chocolate syrup directly from the bottle whenever the craving hits. I don’t even bother with chocolate milk or drizzling it on ice cream. Nope! Straight down my gullet.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

No one, I just worked in grocery stores for over 10 years and know how to drive a cart like I’m Vin Diesel in a Fast & Furious movie.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Realizing that the dangerous, narcissistic guy I was in an on-again, off-again situationship with for 4 years shares a birthday with Donald fucking Trump was ILLUMINATING.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments