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As you pass through, a man deranged by tragedy will identify you as the beast who burned down his home and replaced his children's feet with their hands. You will try to argue your innocence, but this will only make you sound more guilty.

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submitted 36 days ago • 25 comments

There's an alternate version of me that thought video games were bullshit, spent all his reclaimed hours writing odes to ephemeral beauty flickering in the wind, and he's somehow less insulated from polite society than I am 😮‍💨

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Will ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN crash land into my life like the monolith from 2001 and become a locus of pure joy in a dark world?? Or will I continue to stray farther each day from the light of the video games??? I unno

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest mistake the Left has made in the US (such as it even exists) is tricking themselves into believing that because you can dismantle a building brick by brick from the inside, it means you can also build a whole new house from in there too.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A man so vile at heart as I could never create disco

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest cultural impact I think I'll ever have was when I suggested in Dan Olson's twitch chat that he should add the Roblox Oof to one of his videos and it made the final cut. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Sucks that every dayjob I've ever had considers a G-Model Chrome Pen Nib to be, like, a deadly weapon or smth 😮‍💨

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Mark my words, once the entire administrative state is dismantled and we're all rotting on the streets, the Western is gonna make a comeback like you wouldn't believe!!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Abt to catch the bus 😇

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 79 comments

The way they all fall in line is disgusting. It's amazing anyone thinks these tech companies believe in anything, as if they're actually people with values and axioms

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Bebop on the big screen 👍 Never kill yourself

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Saying "I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me" as I BLJ up the white house steps and clip into the oval office

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Such a shame to see beautiful lights in this world get dimmed down into smoldering embers and ground into the dirt, fully extinguishing their brilliance forever. It actually breaks my heart.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Doing this is the arcane magick of the Straight White Male

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It's been real y'all

submitted 18 days ago • 342 comments

Life. Is... kinda cool, sometimes

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

starting tomorrow at 9am UK time, i'm going to be streaming every day to raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. at the link below! we've got at least two things planned www.twitch.tv/shaun_vids

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Nobody out there's killing it like Chromeo. Those guys are living the Mike Patton lifestyle and despite my envy, I respect it so hard. Absolute legends.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Watched that content nuke video and I learned that Hasan is pretty cool, actually. Not interested in watching him stream or whatever but at least he's got his head screwed on straight 🫡

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Sliced open my thumb now which one of u bottoms is gonna kiss it better?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Vasectomy stonks going CRAZY rn

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

There's an alternate version of me that thought video games were bullshit, spent all his reclaimed hours writing odes to ephemeral beauty flickering in the wind, and he's somehow less insulated from polite society than I am 😮‍💨

Will ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGN crash land into my life like the monolith from 2001 and become a locus of pure joy in a dark world?? Or will I continue to stray farther each day from the light of the video games??? I unno

The biggest mistake the Left has made in the US (such as it even exists) is tricking themselves into believing that because you can dismantle a building brick by brick from the inside, it means you can also build a whole new house from in there too.

A man so vile at heart as I could never create disco

The biggest cultural impact I think I'll ever have was when I suggested in Dan Olson's twitch chat that he should add the Roblox Oof to one of his videos and it made the final cut. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair

Sucks that every dayjob I've ever had considers a G-Model Chrome Pen Nib to be, like, a deadly weapon or smth 😮‍💨

Mark my words, once the entire administrative state is dismantled and we're all rotting on the streets, the Western is gonna make a comeback like you wouldn't believe!!

Abt to catch the bus 😇

The way they all fall in line is disgusting. It's amazing anyone thinks these tech companies believe in anything, as if they're actually people with values and axioms

Bebop on the big screen 👍 Never kill yourself

Saying "I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me" as I BLJ up the white house steps and clip into the oval office

Such a shame to see beautiful lights in this world get dimmed down into smoldering embers and ground into the dirt, fully extinguishing their brilliance forever. It actually breaks my heart.

Doing this is the arcane magick of the Straight White Male

It's been real y'all

Life. Is... kinda cool, sometimes

starting tomorrow at 9am UK time, i'm going to be streaming every day to raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. at the link below! we've got at least two things planned www.twitch.tv/shaun_vids

Nobody out there's killing it like Chromeo. Those guys are living the Mike Patton lifestyle and despite my envy, I respect it so hard. Absolute legends.

Watched that content nuke video and I learned that Hasan is pretty cool, actually. Not interested in watching him stream or whatever but at least he's got his head screwed on straight 🫡

Sliced open my thumb now which one of u bottoms is gonna kiss it better?

Vasectomy stonks going CRAZY rn

Smoking the weed that ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Trump isn't American Hitler, he's Boris Yeltsin in drag

Anyone wanna work my shift for me tonight 11-7?

I think I need to start praying to David Lynch

This goes so fucking hard dude

Need to do a new pfp i don't even look like a duck with a crayon anymore