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he/him Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
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I'm supposed to make a choice and I dont want to let Tylor down

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New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

submitted 3 days ago • 862 comments

urban myth: if you're bad at skateboarding the lords of dogtown will impregnate with their ovipositors

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Thats weird tho. Like working with trump has been a stepping stone to being screwed by Donald Trump since the 80s.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

rewriting the chinese civil war as Han Solo vs Luke Skywalker

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

You have a billion dollars. Get a person to say the word ghosted

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

ACAB includes Gort.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If there ever were proof of Overton Window from a materialist perspective it's how Elon Musk has mainstreamed Nazism over the last three years. The ghosts of Lindberg and Ford are nodding at Musk like dead Jedis.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

The Israeli government is using US tax dollars to carry out a mass ethnic cleansing campaign across the occupied West Bank. Since signing the ceasefire agreement in Gaza, Israeli forces have displaced almost 40,000 Palestinians from their homes.

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

I'd like if I wasn't the one whose job was to learn. Just like someone else learn how to do something I'm spread so thin

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This man had Rupe Goldberg write his prenup I guess

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

guys arkansas exists. THEY GOT PLENTY

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

You have to forgive yourself.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

? No. No context, just answer the question. How do you fucking like it? Thats rhetorical. This whole thing is rhetorical. I'm wasting your fucking time like people who reply with a ? like I can field an answer to a question you didnt fucking say

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

By the way, the West Bank is still being assaulted

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Stay classy naptown

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

"I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings" shouldn't be a non apology. Those are important. Its kinda shitty to make "feelings" are just a synonym for "unimportant stuff"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Dear every ally, both celebrity and random. Hormones cause puberty. Republicans are trying to convince everyone that *teenagers* are too young for *puberty*. Please bake this into the way you talk about trans youth.

submitted 19 days ago • 19 comments

By a vote 54-46, the #Senate confirmed the nomination of Pamela Bondi to be Attorney General. Democrat Senator Fetterman voted in favor.

submitted 19 days ago • 122 comments

We finally have the DOOOM from classic twitter

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Dear british people we're making fun of you for beans. For a lot of americans it is entirely hypocritical in so much that they like some beans. I do not but its nothing deep. We just find the amount of beans you eat funny. Thats it.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

last time it seemed like his biggest roadblock was writing in crayola and I think its still that.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My understanding of conversation goes like this: someone wants to say something and someone else wants to say something. Sometimes this works.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments