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gobsmacked to learn mr. hughes is still alive

I'm half serious here but if we still had a thriving mid budget action movie industry(i.e with shady semi criminal funding)in America we would have had at least five to seven decentish movies about the attempted coups in Venezuela or whatever's happening with AFRICOM

can americans stop acting like trump is importing a special kind of fascism from third world countries because all those third world dictatorships you guys are worried about were literally funded by the US

there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy

obama trying to get into brat night: let me be queer

Latest stuff I'm not on here on ann arbor dot com that often

How delicate are you? Are you like patterned tissue paper, floating along the surface, whose hue bleeds richer with the wet weight of water. What patience, to observe you in your splendor, for even the lightest touch will disrupt your symmetry.

Anta burger?!!!!!!

Conservatism as it exists today is a fundamental rejection of growing up and being responsible and the linguistic cover that does for bafflingly stupid and cruel ideas could only be enabled by liberals who assume good faith despite no reason to do so

Tár at Anime Expo: “Well Sephiroth’s is such a fascinating character to me—I mean we both got in trouble with brunettes.” *wry contralto chuckle* Tár’s publicist in the front row: frantically mouthing “NO” and making the CUT motion

I respect this, but I still hope the city is swallowed up by the Atlantic Ocean.

Jesse Singal is not a journalist, he’s a terrorist

DJ Screw - Can't You See by disturbia money on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/fMGsYzCimCTq...

pitchfork album list placement i most enjoyed was nala sinephro, truly deserved www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dWO...

I’ll be honest it is hard to tell the right wing trolls posing as liberals and actual liberals profiles sometimes cause some of you really are like that

Hisshou Pachinko*Pachi-Slot Kouryoku Series Vol. 3: CR Marilyn Monroe / PlayStation 2 / D3 Publisher / 2006

why do you call him “elmo” on here. you know you can stop now

Kendrick at Little Bighorn: CCCCCUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRTTRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

basketball is the sport with the least nazi fanbase ergo it's the best sport

i wrote in This Diiiiick

kinda wild how you have so many first languages there and they're deft at none of them. how do you have a whole country of aj sopranos?

even julius evola lived in vienna lol

polycule of crowgirls call that an attempted murder

every time i see andy richters name i remember that period where he was a brandy jensen reply guy. madness and badness.

much like one anthony soprano

kendrick at l train vintage looking for pants: RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: what does a good shampoo give you? kendrick: LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kendrick's favorite type of overcoat: DDDDDUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kendrick's favorite character from Arrested Development: BBBBBBUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

top 5 worst account on multiple apps and he’s not 5th

i'm a fab hater. moreover, NICEEEE must be destroyed.

obama when he's not like most girls: let me be Nia

obama on wolves using the exact vocal cadence as rob zombie but in a higher pitched voice: let me be Sia

obama acting out a scene from his favorite tyler perry play: let me be Madea

obama reenacting a scene from jackie brown with eric holder at a small get together: let me be grier

obama after leaving ras al ghul to become the batman: let me be fear

barack convincing michelle to be the head of the two person horse costume they chose for halloween: let me be rear

obama auditioning for shakespeare in the park: let me be lear

obama at the hamster cage at petco: let me be gere