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Veteran of the Cum Wars, ugly crying in line at the KFC/A&W restaurant, Marxist-Derridaist All I want is for you to be happy
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By the way if you're a liberal, you support the status quo by definition and everything that is happening is the status quo you've supported

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The existence of women named Beatrix imply the existence of guys named Beator

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If someone ever describes a book as "magasterial" sign me the fuck up. You know it's going to be some good shit

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

As media literacy becomes poorer and poorer, the humble literary theorist will become a priestly caste dispensing interpretations from on high. Our time is finally arriving

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Acquiring the esoteric knowledge of NYC crosstown buses

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Me living in the golden age before the fall: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me squatting in the ruins of past glories: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Before the USSR, the peasantry knew not the wheel

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My white friend saw this sign and panicked that it said BIGOTS The whites are tiiiiiiiired

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

The past week of people suddenly discovering that translation is more of an art than a science has been very funny

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Nosferatu is a Christmas movie

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

we don't wanna die or apologize for our dirty god, our dirty bodies

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Hey bro. Can you crack open my ribs and manually beat my heart for a few hours. No yeah platonically. Thanks

submitted 74 days ago • 11 comments

We must prove Taylor Swift, who says she's straight, is a lesbian and we must prove Chappell Roan, who says she's a lesbian, is straight Starting to think these people just like conspiracy theories

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments