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Sometimes I'll take the wrong bus just to get out of the cold for a little while. (The dorky but handsome feline model featured above is our boy Orion when he was even boyisher.)
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Just a few of my favorite two-legged and four-legged friends welcoming in the year when it was just new!

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It seems a bit on the nose that the Mump administration would appoint an anti-vaxxer as our Secretary of Health and Human Services. (But well-played, I guess.)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Word.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

These maps are making me hungry!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

People who live in wooden houses shouldn't throw chainsaws.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Move fast and break parole.

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submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

If I could open a grocery store on the moon, I'd name it Crater Joe's.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

They can change its "official" name to anything they like, but it'll always be The Gulf of Sears to me.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

I’ll bet the appreciation would’ve been mutual.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The Last of Us…Mohicans.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Who made this 🤣

submitted 47 days ago • 717 comments

live action disney movie remakes may seem cute to you, but you do know that the genetically modified, fully sentient human-animal hybrid actors they vat-grow for those are in constant pain throughout their 3-5 year lifespan and immediately euthanized for tax benefits when the movie is done, right?

submitted 54 days ago • 45 comments

Centaurs, but they're half Shetland pony.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Since 49.9% of American voters ignored whatever hints it was trying to throw our way last year, the universe has abandoned all subtlety.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Some say Bluesky is just a self-feeding bubble, but I think I need to curate it better to be even more so. I still have to seek out the good stuff from people I really want to follow as opposed to the bigger accounts that get spoon-fed to me per some invisible algorithm that surely exists.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I just put egg nog in my coffee. This holiday's about to get (reasonably) tore up!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Matt Gaetz is the Eddie Haskell of Jeffrey Epsteins

submitted 75 days ago • 340 comments

Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian is widely regarded as an unfilmable masterpiece of literature, but has anyone considered Blood Meridian...on Ice?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

If you add more lanes for Santas, it doesn’t solve Santa congestion. It just induces more Santas. It’s a thoroughly documented fact. It’s called Induced Santas, or the Irrefutable Law of Santa Congestion. Wait, did I say Santas? I meant cars. #InducedDemand #LawOfCongestion #MerryChristmas #Santa

submitted 77 days ago • 11 comments

if you have contact with Bashar al-Assad can you let tell him “don’t be al-Assad its over, be al-Aglad it happened” for me?

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like this timeline is the botched game we're collectively stuck playing because our good save file got corrupted and we're too far in to just start over again.

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