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Hannity to Eat One of Trump's Hot Diapers in Live Pay-Per-View Event

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I hate sitting on a cold urinal

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There was an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction during Kendrick Lamar's halftime show when Trump shit up his own back and had to go home.

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For me, the Super Bowl was over when Mom sent me to my room for tossing the 6-ft hoagie into Dad's saltwater fish tank.

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Sesame Street is the fuckin' LEAST we can do for Iraq

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A timely volume, but the author's name is a little too on the nose.

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