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Professional grease gremlin, amateur storyteller, casual plant collector. he/him
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being a writer feels slightly insane right now. "oh time to hallucinate a bit and write it down in a document in case we're still publishing books about chaotic bisexuals in 2026" 🤣 just told the group chat that this job requires the relentless belief that anything will matter in 12-18 months.

May I present some ways that we might ask for our users' sex/gender on our forms in order to comply with new EOs: codepen.io/buttermilkbi...

STOP THE PRESSES! I don’t have breaking news or anything. I just can’t handle anymore.

Incredible news! More hospitals have returned to offering gender affirming care after Trump's executive order was blocked. Moments after publishing our story on hospitals returning, Childrens National DC announced a return to care. And JUST now, Colorado Children's is back to giving care! AMAZING

Coincidentally read this part of Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!" over lunch. (My first Pratchett book.) Here, the soon-to-be-former heads of the city are realizing there's a new monster in charge, each wishing one of the others would stand in protest. I heard Pratchett was incisive, but dang. 👀

Here are some nice mushrooms 💋

A comic about the good stuff

Relatable.

it’s true :(

We report at the edge of the morning: we went quite a few days without rain, which is odd for this time and place. Last night, though it was all heard but none of it was seen, it rained almost sunset to sunrise. It shows in the colours, the smells, and the rivers in the gutters.

Spectacular octopus from the floor of the women’s changing room at the Central Baths in ancient Herculaneum. This magnificent #Roman monochrome mosaic makes quite an impact! 📷 by me #MosaicMonday #Archaeology

Good for them!

DUCKLINGS

Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵

Here are some nice mushrooms

Affirmation Coyote hopes you have a chill Saturday!

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

animal valentines

I am so, so tired. And I know you are, too. Here's “Death blowing bubbles,” 18th century. The bubbles symbolize life's fragility. This plaster work appears on the ceiling of Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg, Germany. After the monastery’s dissolution, it became a hospital.

Incredible news! The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order. The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care. ACLU statement here:

TAKE ME LAWD

we are depriving generations of kids of the formative experience of stumbling upon some weird horny sci-fi or fantasy book that was absolutely not written for them, which is the kind of thing that makes reading feel exhilarating, like you are unlocking the grownup world’s fun secrets

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

Confirmed real

in better news,

Rivendell is trans, you heard it here first

We are not our possessions, but we are our gardens. Within and without, our story is told through what we nurture.

i really would've liked to be a fly on the wall at the meeting where this was first suggested

Happy Valentine Yeens 💕 ⬇️ Store links in the comments ⬇️

Here are some nice mushrooms

THEY'RE SO GOOD #dice

omg we could stop the government coup with cursive. they're all under 25 aren't they??? I bet none of them can read cursive

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BUT LETTING STRAngers toggle my caps lock KEY IS MAking it difficult to Use my COMPUTER

In trying times like these you need to remember that a bird in hand is awesome. You got a bird! In your hand! Fuck yeah!!

I'm supposed to be gathering berries in a forest but instead every day robots attempt to seduce me to get to one of my credit cards

Breaking news: State attorneys general from California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Nevada, Vermont, and Wisconsin advise Trump's EO banning trans care is unlawful, hospitals should provide care. Big counter salvo!

NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.

Some good news. “Regardless of the availability of federal funding, we write to further remind you of your obligation to comply with New York state laws.”

hey look a new Mountain Goats song

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

does arlo guthrie have an alibi

My friend @jaymichaelson.bsky.social shared some key info on the Zuckerbook. Important. Quoting him. Follow him. Don’t give up. We fight. 1/x 🧵 “Hello! I'm posting in response to the many sincerely anguished claims that not enough is being done to stop Trump. This is not reflected in the facts.

BREAKING: Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump administration from implementing anti-trans Trump orders that would stop trans-related medical care in federal prisons and lead to trans inmates’ transfers. This followed a hearing in DC earlier today. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Something random I forgot to upload; some Raspberry Jelly, a Crab-Apple and a Banorka :3