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Making Words About Shapes - essays on football & everything it touches. Husband. Dad. Socialist. Opinions: Mine. He/him. #DCTID
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Anyone else's subconscious vomiting up new dystopias every night? www.patreon.com/posts/mere-c...

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

If we were USL we would eliminate territory rights…

Nah, as someone with Appalachian hillbilly family roots: I will never stop using the term “white trash” to *accurately describe* Jesus-humping Trump voters with $70K pickup trucks who want to destroy everything good in this world.

Detroit City FC boasts the best record in MASLW, possibly because its group mind is "floating in a lotus position 500 meters above the river district, its awareness almost precognition, serene, nearly omnipotent" BONUS: Wife punished for husband's sins? nah fam cmon www.patreon.com/posts/swagge...

this is the correct take. thank you for attending my TED talk

Lookit y’all - W O R D S #dctid www.patreon.com/posts/121089...

Detroit City welcomes striker Darren Smith, lately of Inter Turku of the Finnish Veikkausliiga, on a 2-year deal. Will he be good? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Here’s to hoping www.patreon.com/posts/121013...

Made some writing this morning: www.patreon.com/posts/121010... More at 12:15!

no truce with the furies

no truce with the furies

repost this post if you'd buy a detroit city fc x free palestine scarf for charity 🇵🇸⚜️

Trent looks checked out and it’s infuriating

Hello, I'm Becklo! I'm a photographer and graphic designer in Detroit, Michigan. I like to take pictures and make stickers. I do not like advertising myself. But alas, new year, new me. Or something. Here's some stuff I've done that you can find at becklo.com : #Art #ArtistsOfBluesky

Family includes everyone! ❤️

The main argument for a Strategic BItcoin Reserve seems to be that Bitcoin holders worry about an impending shortage of greater fools and need the US government to act as the greatest fool of last resort.

Sometimes people really surprise you (derogative)

The putting-away-of-old-things of 2024 begins, as we pour one out for Nate and Maxi With discursions about my static-brained reality, our fucked insurance system, and the wisdom of leaving some probability functions unobserved and therefore uncollapsed www.patreon.com/posts/depart...

The putting-away-of-old-things of 2024 begins, as we pour one out for Nate and Maxi With discursions about my static-brained reality, our fucked insurance system, and the wisdom of leaving some probability functions unobserved and therefore uncollapsed www.patreon.com/posts/depart...

Had a lot of fun recording this one with @scyldsceafing.bsky.social and @tmsnxadam.bsky.social. Go check it out, either in video or audio form.

MAH GOD do I hate when professional footballers feign being head-butted after a confrontation Related: Kyle Walker is a poxy bitch

Our country cannot afford Social Security We must replace it with NutriHome, the first energy bar that’s both food and shelter. Nutritious grain & chocolate chips will feed senior citizens, while the nylon cloth wrapper can be collected and sewn into a tent

Yazeed came to City in midsummer of 2019, trialing to win a place on Le Rouge's first professional side His memorable game-winner against Atlas alerted supporters to his quality, but the guys already knew: Zeed's a real one - determined, authentic, self-effacing. Also, an absolute *load* in a duel

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

"Listen, guys, I am really, really, really, really sorry. Like, so sorry. You don't even know. "I'm hoping we can move forward and focus on something all parties agree upon: Hating women. AMIRITE? HEYOOOO" said Yoon, before standing on the table and blasting a party horn

In the wake of the Morey Doner signing, looking forward to @detroitcityfc.bsky.social going in for Kevin Lasagna to balance the cultural palate Hearing good things about Abdo Fahsa as well

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

Important reminder that there are plenty of other places you can donate your money. I recommend the Ruth Ellis Center, which provides housing and services to LGBTQ+ teens. www.ruthelliscenter.org/what-we-do/

Extraordinary work here by Alexander Avila. Feels like the concept of 'dysphoria mundi' will strike the culture like a mallet striking a gong, and his explanation here might just kick that off www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyg-...

So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard