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Happy pride month to all my gendah flooid pals

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headline construction masterclass

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suddenly remembering the shamelessness of Revenge of Shinobi 1.0

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happy pride

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dude 1 in gay porn : wow. your cock is huge. dude 2 in gay porn: [zoom in on his face like oblivion NPC that's going to tell you about local rumors] dude 2 in gay porn: yeah.

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⚒️🧪 Thick black goop pouring from the earth is a horror often seen in TV shows or movies. Fortunately this is an amazing geological feature, and not a malevolent monster! This 1956 pic is of a natural bitumen or asphalt seep pouring into a mine shaft in Lettomanoppello, Italy. 🧵 Pic: Cazzini (2018)

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Shout out to the 20+ year old IDE drives in my PS2 and Xbox. Still putting in a shift. Queer icons the lot of them.

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Someone made a website where we all collectively solve every possible 5x5 Nonogram (aka Picross) 😅 11,263 down, 24,965,248 to go! Let's do it, folks! pixelogic.app/every-...

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Say what you will about Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov but he nailed it when he named Flight of the Bumblebee. That shit really does sound like a bumblebee flying

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doing the Ultimate Warrior ring rope shake with my dick and balls

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i don’t miss twitter but it was funny to have one platform where people were posting stuff like “had a great morning presenting my webinar today at GloboAg HQ—excited about the future of corn!” and then logging into a different account to say they need spongebob to hit their back walls

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I Choose to believe that we will one day Defeat the charmin bears

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Any post-bubble streaming show now is pretty much a miracle.

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Day 1 of posting the box art for The Ooze every day of Pride as long running tradition dictates.

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Reminder to install the IndieWikiBuddy browser extension to kill Fandom(dot)com today! getindie.wiki

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found my next games to speedrun

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Turn text to green, contour and bevel. Add a lens flare.

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I just found out about something cool. Fans are restoring the long lost Nuclear Power Plant and Severonickel missions for the PC version of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. An Xbox proto was found in 2021 with the cut missions. Now there's a wip PC port of the cut levels: www.reddit.com/r/Splinterce...

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I’ll tell you when everything fucking fell apart and it’s when McDonald’s got rid of their good fucking salad

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the guy who did SUBWAY MIDNIGHT (finally) made a new game! SHOOTY SHOOTY ROBOT INVASION 🤖💢coming JULY 10TH - 200+ NPCs to have terrible conversations with! - 50+ robot types to murder! - 6 wacky levels to explore! - 1000s of hand-drawn sprites! WISHLIST NOW, IDIOT! bit.ly/ShootyShooty...

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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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letting my newborn spend a lot of time in the sewers hoping they learn martial arts

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@barleybap.bsky.social this but it's The Ooze playing The Ooze

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“Restores 25 hp” ass menu items

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“Lifeguard” Savathun (June 2023) #destiny2art #savathun #destiny2wrestlingAU

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dr. fruit, title screen, amiga (1987) www.mobygames.com/game/53130/d...

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“no, we only have one cat now. the other one died last year, why”

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PCEngine that I bought arrived today, and is being cleaned just now. But oh my god. I don't think I've really taken a proper look at one of these up close before, and I can't believe how small it is in person. It feels like a mini console. So cute. I love it even more now.

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I walked outside this morning and some guy was walking out of my neighbor’s house with their toilet. but then i saw he was putting it on a truck and grabbing boxes with new toilet parts. i was about to throw hands, we take care of each other here

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my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

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russell the cat is almost twenty years old

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my nickname in elementary school was pussy crusher btw

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"I credit my exceptional sniping skills to the fact that I was homebirthed." – 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘚𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳

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just hanging out at the smart people genius club with a 2 year old. me and the other fellas chilling, talking about smart stuff with a literal toddler

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my favorite part about landing back in ohio is being reminded of the color gray

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YOU - I seem to have named a case “THE SQUARE BULLET HOLE MURDERS.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”

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Almost sent my mom a meme about The Ooze

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🚨 EMERGENCY CALL TO ACTION: We are calling for a boycott of TCGplayer to demand that eBay keeps the Authentication Center open and keeps 200 unionized jobs in Syracuse. #LayoffEBay #GreedBay TCG enthusiasts: don’t buy your cardboard from TCGplayer. 🧵

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Tried Psychopomp because it seemed like my shit. It is, but I'm not anywhere near awake enough for that level of insanity.

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in 1999 the funniest thing you could do was have sex with a pie

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