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Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her) Find more at: http://sdshaver.com
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If you're trans I love you, and if you're looking for any glimmer of a sign from the universe to stay with us let it be this

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Mike and I have been co-playing Blue Prince on the PS5. We both have our own game/house, but when I play he watches my layouts and when he plays I watch and learn from his. It's a very rare game where you can do this kind of thing.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

(sobbing) why won’t they let me know peace

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

At this point we’re just teeing up Lee/Andrew Child for the next twenty years of Reacher novel villains.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is the last thing the BBC needs

submitted 2 days ago • 172 comments

Time for the pre-bed hug from Boba.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Swear to God, if I worked for the FBI, the first thing I would do is put a packet sniffer on the home router of every single one of the people who works for or is deeply associated with one of these organizations.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry, I know this is the second time I've posted a "stop following the Blue-Anon crap" item, but I need you to understand: I really fucking hate disinfo.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

can’t believe this still needs to be said, but: stop following altNPS. none of them work for the NPS and they exist to do Qanon numbers station crap and sell merch. it’s annoying for a lot of us that are actually NPS. thanks

submitted 3 days ago • 57 comments

Just bought a pair of the fugliest cargo pants ever at Costco and may go buy five more pairs because they are so light and comfy and when I say fugly MY GOD they are fugly.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The number of people arguing with this number because “Alt National Park Service said it was 11 million” is kind of staggering to me. Folks, Alt NPS is not real, okay? None of the “alt” accounts are. They don’t have special knowledge. They pulled that number out of thin air/their ass

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

Goddamn I’m so mad sometimes that this is where we are.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up military, I’m just gonna say: I’ve seen better air show crashes than that parade.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The (animated) movie LUCK is…bad. My kids don’t seem to care.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is probably the most successful I’ve ever been at growing a tomato plant (they’ve just started to set fruit — we’ll see if I succeed in getting anything viable).

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

[Exit King.]

submitted 4 days ago • 55 comments

He's still got it

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do. So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment