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I keep playing Minecraft and forgetting to swallow

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British Carly Rae Jepson come back to me open.spotify.com/track/0S001m...

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Ik it’s like embarrassing kooky🤪 girl shit but I deadass have to smoke 7 pipes of crystal meth to send an email

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I had no idea it was thanksgiving until like 20 minutes ago

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My parents don’t have a bidet so I have to shower every time I poop

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Him: You must be covfefe if you think we’re fucking Me: Covfefe

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Just hit the covfefe vape

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Just turned my music off and I heard silence. I’ve heard about it but like to actually experience that was scary

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Gonna have a hard time sleeping knowing a chunky FILA girl is in my apartment

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Need to listen to brockhampton with @ Bella right now

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I only see frindles

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Having to go to work with a turd in the chamber LLLLLLL

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Kim Kardashian should post a skims ad with full bush

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dry humping and slushy noobz >>>

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Coughed myself awake now I’m trying to cough myself back to sleep

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Bloody love me a root beer

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Sea levels

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When a male singer does a random backflip on stage Im overcome with the urge to bazooka the entire venue

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Bitches will get a tattoo of a chair and be like “patience is a virtue”

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Me and Jeffrey Star got lunch yesterday. It was honestly really chill we had a great conversation

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Charli you can put the album covers back now

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Sophie beat so good he had to ride it open.spotify.com/track/2kLI3W...

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Me when jm the best song ever made open.spotify.com/track/6q0wu4...

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Straight man on bluesky asking who want me?? Bitch the lakers😂

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Oh my gosh she’s so musty I’m like SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Beef going down in the roommate gc

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Not a lick of sleep was slept

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2:42am isn’t gonna get between me and my orange chicken

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I think the reason straight couples don’t work out (and conversely sometimes do work out) is because they don’t talk to each other. Like they have no idea who the other person is

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Did Kim Kardashian and the robot have s*x

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HELP MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZYZYYYYY

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This was actually insane open.spotify.com/track/0kQDmy...

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jack of all trades master of none cry all the time cause I’m not having fun

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But he ended up loving alcohol more than this pussy

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Need a coffee and a haircut so bad

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FEVER GONEEEE

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I keep playing Minecraft and forgetting to swallow

British Carly Rae Jepson come back to me open.spotify.com/track/0S001m...

Ik it’s like embarrassing kooky🤪 girl shit but I deadass have to smoke 7 pipes of crystal meth to send an email

I had no idea it was thanksgiving until like 20 minutes ago

My parents don’t have a bidet so I have to shower every time I poop

Him: You must be covfefe if you think we’re fucking Me: Covfefe

Just hit the covfefe vape

Just turned my music off and I heard silence. I’ve heard about it but like to actually experience that was scary

Gonna have a hard time sleeping knowing a chunky FILA girl is in my apartment

Need to listen to brockhampton with @ Bella right now

I only see frindles

Having to go to work with a turd in the chamber LLLLLLL

Kim Kardashian should post a skims ad with full bush

dry humping and slushy noobz >>>

Coughed myself awake now I’m trying to cough myself back to sleep

Bloody love me a root beer

Sea levels

When a male singer does a random backflip on stage Im overcome with the urge to bazooka the entire venue

Bitches will get a tattoo of a chair and be like “patience is a virtue”

Me and Jeffrey Star got lunch yesterday. It was honestly really chill we had a great conversation

Charli you can put the album covers back now

Sophie beat so good he had to ride it open.spotify.com/track/2kLI3W...

Me when jm the best song ever made open.spotify.com/track/6q0wu4...

Straight man on bluesky asking who want me?? Bitch the lakers😂

Oh my gosh she’s so musty I’m like SHUT THE FUCK UP

Beef going down in the roommate gc

Not a lick of sleep was slept

2:42am isn’t gonna get between me and my orange chicken

I think the reason straight couples don’t work out (and conversely sometimes do work out) is because they don’t talk to each other. Like they have no idea who the other person is

Did Kim Kardashian and the robot have s*x

HELP MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZYZYYYYY

This was actually insane open.spotify.com/track/0kQDmy...

jack of all trades master of none cry all the time cause I’m not having fun

But he ended up loving alcohol more than this pussy

Need a coffee and a haircut so bad

FEVER GONEEEE

Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse? Father: because fierce is fierce hunni Daughter: gaggg

Breaking Bad makes me really not want lung cancer like not a vibe

He should turn died

Cause you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts