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In the year of our lord 2025, the novel coronavirus has officially come for me

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If your favorite jets to Brazil song is "sweet avenue," you aren't punk

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Yesterday my coworker told me that he doesn't know how to burp and im going to carry that with me forever

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Im almost always thinking about this

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I've been thinking about a banana with peanut butter for HOURS

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Why are there so many people getting pumped up on mel robbins?

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Is the world ready for Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster?

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Connections Puzzle #684 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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Cracking open a cold one* *lime lacroix

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My phone ran an update overnight and now everything is different and it's very annoying

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Connections Puzzle #682 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Megan Hunt spitting fire again for trans rights. youtu.be/4L678vWHYUA

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I sit near so many young and hip people at work and no one picked up on my Love Island reference

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Thinking about general tso's tofu

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Cardinal pizzaballa!!!!!!

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Connections Puzzle #680 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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Penguins are so cool

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I think Easter is the best candy holiday and I seriously held back this year and I regret it

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happy birthday weed

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Whenever I do a "one good turn" on libby I always wonder what the other people on the hold list are like

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Alice Neel, Passover and Easter, 1982, Oil on canvas, 48" x 32" (Location unknown)

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He is rizzin

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I said "great success very nice" unironically and without a borat voice please clap

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Death to all printers

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It is 6:17am and idie is crying because she wants to be in the linen closet. She's capable of opening the door on her own but it's also 6:17am

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Connections Puzzle #676 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Friday crossword in 11:59!

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Learned the other day that my parents have been blacklisted at Crate & Barrel and I still can't decide if it's amusing or worrisome

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I just wanna STAY in that benadryl HAZE

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I reunited with my beloved culvers today

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I made about 50% of the festive meal!

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Happy wet day

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Literally always thinking about this open.spotify.com/track/2FC0wf...

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I was just outside for 15 minutes and my hair grew three sizes larger

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The NWS office in Paducah, which has to handle some of the most frequent and impactful weather in America and was nearly taken out by a tornado tonight ahead of a catastrophic flood event has to use a parking lot porta potty because they can’t fix plumbing due to the govt funding freeze.

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