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Aspiring cryptid i'm doing my best
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Snow days are for bread making

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Oh thank goodness

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Deal 🤝

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Ladies do NOT date a man who says he'll treat you like a queen he WILL declare himself head of the Church and behead you for not producing a male heir

submitted 18 days ago • 32 comments

The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere

submitted 24 days ago • 56 comments

Every single one of them deserves PRISON.

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Have a nice day. This is a threat. Xox

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I would love for there to be an option somewhere to hide the ai slop that keeps popping up. It's ugly, I don't wanna look at it 😖

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

submitted 28 days ago • 101 comments

i hate it when i have to yell at phone robots for them to hear the word "YES" repeated over and over.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

I've been cultivating moments of peace where I can. Here's 20 seconds of a little waterfall in Duke Gardens.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

New trend in 2025: Touching grass is out Touching moss is in

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

That arched tree absolutely felt like a portal. Plus I found some cool shelf mushrooms

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I went on a lovely walk today, here's some pics from the end of it. I think it's neat that you can see where the rail ties used to be before it was made to be a walking path.

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New glasses got me serving anime protagonist

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Big tiddy mushroom gf

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I hate it when I try food from a new restaurant and accidentally order the wrong thing. I shoulda had green beans and rice instead of black beans and plantains. Truly I am a fool.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

A Shark Poem.

submitted 34 days ago • 31 comments

I've blocked 2 spam accounts so far and I've only been on here a couple days. How do I find real people to interact? Do I need to start journaling on here or something? 🤔

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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

submitted 34 days ago • 377 comments

I recently realized the Power Puff Girls theme song is just drum and bass and I think that's kinda neat

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

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