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Exciting and practical house designs coming out of Scandinavia

I’m wearing a sweatshirt and pants and it’s almost June. JUNE I tells ya!! **Time for your pills grandpa**

Throwback weekend #MDay

American Cicadas are sooo obnoxious!

An 8 team league of crap that needs to win to move up, 2 get demoted/promoted every other season 👏 👏

I like the idea of expanding MLB teams only if it means crap teams get demoted like Premier League. As, Sox, Pirates, Rockies all get demoted & team value tanks. Make it hurt the owners not fans

How many 20-somethings get education from University of YouTube? College drop outs, restaurant staff, gig workers, etc all trying to up-skill via YT. Sooo many training courses out there for $600 bucks (mostly scams)

Ground cover FTW 🙌 Also *don’t sleep on* tall grasses 😴✋

They may only take up residence every 17 years but GOP will make sure they pay their fair share!

Fun fact: Cicadas output 80 to 120 decibels. That’s the equivalent of 7 Jet Engines & 2 White Stripes concerts simultaneously 🐛 🎧

They should call them Sick-cadas because I’m sick of the noise!

Google AI Overviews expand to more, which makes Google super happy because they see 10% query growth with them on the search results www.seroundtable.com/google-ai-ov... #googleaioverviews #google #search #googlesearch

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

All the usual suspects in my LinkedIn feed have a new AI app or related scam business. 🤦‍♂️

Finally made it to the big leagues!

Busy weekend 💩

You bring the shoes BACK to America. You give the elves a small $0.12 raise. Double time if they work days in addition to nights. Triple time if they make breakfast for the cobbler and his wife. 👞 👟

So the kids will have 1 sock instead of 10. 1 mitten instead of say 2. 1 corn cob pipe and 1 button eye. I don’t really see a problem here?!

Sorry, you’ll have to SKEET LOUDER I can’t hear your skeets over all these mountain cicadas!!

It’s been crickets lead-wise since February. 3 days after China deal I’m swamped with requests. 🦗

Dream Catcher* *Results may vary. Dream Concepts Worldwide is a subsidiary of Dreams In Motion LLP. This product is sold and provided as is for ornamental and decorative use only. No warranties, express or implied, are made regarding the effectiveness, functionality, or suitability.

Turns out a Clown College degree comes in preeeetty handy now that AI take job. Who’s laughing now??! 🤡

Being a marketer during Trump 2.0 #marketing

Finally migrating a bunch of sites from a shared host over to my own server. Amazing how fast it is now. 56% faster! 💨

So it turns out having a nationalized health system gives you negotiating power with drug makers instead of getting fleeced. Who knew!! #Murica

Earthquake Asheville 9:04am. That time for sure it was bigger

Google says gonna look so swole with calf raises and abundant grazing in my neighbors yard 💪 🐮

100% Amish made & tariff free. Raised in a day. The Yoder redefines what it means to drive a 350 MP** American auto 🐁 ⚡️ **Mouse powered

So Ohio & SC are on the list of new Fluoride conspiracy laws. Doesn’t surprise me. Bigfoot & UFO bills incoming!!

God in their crocs?

In an effort to save the Nickel, Nickelback has announced a summer tour #womp

Stop making pennies, just my 2 cents

Maybe instead of 30 dolls she gets one. And maybe it costs a few dollars more. And maybe it contains the transferred soul of Charles Lee Ray. And maybe it's always yelling "Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you." It's fine.

Speaking of Movie Tariffs… 🍿 🎥

Also I think lots of drop shippers are toast no matter what deal is reached. No magrin room to absorb cost and no budget for marketing left