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It makes me incredibly sad that I know 1000% more about Lorne Michaels than I do about my own father.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I have to admit it somewhere, but when Young Sheldon’s dad died, I cried.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

THE GOAT!

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Imagine George Clooney did this to Jimmy Fallon

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Staffcast! @hackattackimer.bsky.social and I are joined by guest host @seanoconnz.bsky.social and Scott Rogowsky to talk about Make-A-Wish homers, starting in comedy, making pitchers better, baked players, OJ, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... open.spotify.com/episode/0H0D...

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

So, did everyone get that commercial where Kanye told me to murder my neighbor?

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Super Bowl commercial idea An Oreo does a Fortnite dance while Dr. Snaxx (Rob Gronkowski) looks on in awe.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 17 days ago • 342 comments

My first stand-up special is available now for early access! COMFORT BEYOND GOD’S FORESIGHT, filmed live at Revolution Hall in Portland, Or. 800pgm.lnk.to/foresight

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Liz Lemon getting voted the head of the PTA in high school is the funniest character detail in TV history.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Rilo Kiley tickets sold out in 1 minute. The same amount of time it would take me to sell out if anyone ever asked me to do that.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Teddy Swims dressed as the piece of cake Elaine ate from Peterman’s icebox

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

It’s so funny to say, “Happy Birthday Julia Fox” in front of Diana Ross.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to Eternal Sunshine Jelly Roll out of my mind. I simply do not have the time or energy to know anything about this guy.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

I hate to be so reductive, but she’s simply not hot enough to be talking all this shit.

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The Supreme Court majority is in two-a-days, doing risky Winstrol cycles and grinding tape for hours as they gear up for the greatest challenge of their careers as jurists, the one they've been training for all their lives—ruling that the constitution actually holds that the president is a king.

submitted 25 days ago • 18 comments

He kinda looks like it Pizza The Hutt from Spaceballs took Ozempic.

submitted 25 days ago • 13 comments

BROTHERS. WILL. FUCK. March 27 only on Max

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

The only positive about this new America is that cigarettes are considered healthy again.

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes, when things feel extraordinarily bad - like they do these days! - it becomes more important than ever to watch this video of the coolest kids on earth absolutely rampaging through Fugazi's "Waiting Room" www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIZD...

submitted 30 days ago • 19 comments

Mel Gibson confirms he sucked his dad’s dick.

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

Lambrini Girls - “Who Let The Dogs Out” is the best punk album of the last 40 years. It's incredible. I can't stop listening to it. It's the perfect album for whatever this terrible year will be.

submitted 31 days ago • 5 comments

FBI: NYPD FBI: NASA FBI: FML FBI: FBI (Female Body Inspectors)

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Dear Lord, the creator of the universe, maker of all things holy, please allow me the ability and chance to fight one billionaire in a dark alleyway and force their shithead kid to become a Batman or something.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

This is the one joke that I wish we found a place for at The Globes: Kathy Bates is here for her outstanding performance in CBS’s hit reboot of Matlock. And you know why it’s such a huge hit? Because CBS knows how to cater to a demographic other networks ignore: people who died in 1993.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

I'm so bad at hanging out with non-comedy people. We are at a house with our son’s friend's parents, and one said, “We stopped at IHOP,” and I was like, “International House of Pussy?” and everyone is so mad at me.

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

We let our son curse while I was driving out of LA because the city of his birth was on fire, and he saw a palm tree and said, “What the fuck? Where's the fucking coconuts?” and I haven't stopped laughing for 24 hours.

submitted 45 days ago • 19 comments

The first one was about a penis hole, but now it's about a vagina.

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

This is probably one of my favorite jokes I’ve ever written. I'm so glad we did it!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely pissed off that Santa gets all the fucking credit for all of my hard work.

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

World’s Greatest Italian

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I sit down on a toilet, I always check to make sure there is toilet paper and no Ghoulies in the bowl.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

EVEN GOD HIMSELF LOVES THIS MOVE!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Damn, the assassin could have just killed that guy with his smile.

submitted 80 days ago • 11 comments

The last day has really made me realize that I don’t want a bunch of people to celebrate and make jokes when I die.

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

“Um, it's actually Lisa Frankenstein’s Monster.” - pretentious teenager

submitted 379 days ago • 0 comments

It’s kinda crazy that Bruno Mars is a pop star and Kerwin Jupiter is just a guy I made up.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Cyber Monday? Back when I was a kid, it was cyber erryday

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

That crack is gonna hit nicely for Hunter tonight

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If I was 15 years younger, I could be convinced that The Beatles never actually existed. There is just too much brand-new pristine footage from a band that broke up 55 years ago. Ringo is lying about his hair. It begs the question: What else is he lying about?

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

My seven-year-old says when he grows up he wants to be President and make it legal to have axolotls as pets. I had to break it to him about how that kinda cutie pie/hippie shit isn't gonna fly in a national election.

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

It's kinda wild that a 10-year-old Kevin McAllister is walking along Central Park in Home Alone 2, and two sex workers are telling him they would suck his little cock right off his body. They say it in a PG way, but I know what they meant.

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments