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“My daughter has heard that men with big feet also have big penises. You wanna see some of the clowns she brings home.” Tremendous.

Does she know you’re taking photos of them without permission?

Anyone know if it’s Sunday service on Merseyrail today?

Freixenet makes you frisky, apparently.

Pfft, we’re singing Adele. I think we win.

Penny Page, fact fans!

I reckon the videprinter will need the brackets out when the shite play Leicester later.

Pint watching the Arsenal game. Some woman has just walked up to the next table and asked “are you using that dog bowl?”. They haven’t got a dog with them. “What do you think they’re using it as luv? A finger bowl?” didn’t go down particularly well.

The shite’s game isn’t until 4.30 @skysportspl.bsky.social - can you talk about the first games please? Oh, of course fucking not.

YES. A MILLION FUCKING TIMES. Also I’d like to launch the parents who allow the little twats to do that high pitched squeal in pubs.

Pint?

HE IS RISEN! *dick pic*

Watching motd and I’m even more angry at Moyes. We’re unlikely to beat them anyway, why put that donkey on?

Your regular reminder that Keane didn’t pick himself, is leaving at the end of the season and should be sitting in the fucking stand at best, and preferably on a park bench with a bottle of frosty Jack.

There are some people on here who don’t like Tarkowski, and that’s fair enough, although palpable nonsense. As demonstrated when that gambolling halfwit came on. Fuck off Moyes.

Spare sorted, not that any of you bastards care.