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I just finished a 1300 page book and ate an entire box of Mac and cheese. Friday night babeyyy!!!

I’ll never forget the look the vet gave me when I told her that Catherine has been licking cabinets

Took a mirror selfie at the bar

You could successfully primary anyone in congress with a simple platform: universal healthcare funded by a tax on billionaires

Playing Dark Souls for the first time in a long time and holy shit I suck!

Everyone that said ‘he didn’t do that in his first term why would he now’ can fuck off into the sun

Dr. Bronner’s Brawny Doctor

The last Baja blast of winter break 😊

Merry crisis!

The birth of our savior, messiah and lord.

The belly button is not accurately named and everybody knows it

The hardest part of being an adult is not laughing when someone farts in a public bathroom

Spending $175 at target used to mean something

Nandor the relentless

Walking up to strangers wearing Yankees hats and saying “sorry for your loss”

Dandy the adorable

Catherine the terrible

Fortnite? Is that the new assassins creed?

Are you kidding me? That’s right! Who do you think you are I am!