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Robert Kennedy said if he had a time machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?

submitted 129 days ago • 718 comments

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

submitted 129 days ago • 852 comments

Hey uh I have no creative power in Star Trek anymore so this means nothing, but I 100% object to the head of the franchise Alex Kurtzman justifying a Space C.I.A. for the Federation to exist.

submitted 131 days ago • 71 comments

Reminder that Red Lobster was *not* tanked by endless shrimp; it was tanked by private equity. Golden Gate Capital bought it and immediately began strip mining by selling off Red Lobster's real estate, thereby converting the company's appreciating assets into perpetual lease payments.

submitted 205 days ago • 50 comments

In New Mutants #14, Claremont finally pairs Illyana with the X-Men’s junior team, establishing their relationship dynamic by juxtaposing Illyana’s dark interior reality (through her narration) with the outward adolescent group dynamics of her young teammates. #xmen #magik 1/11

submitted 206 days ago • 12 comments

If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.

submitted 207 days ago • 13 comments

I can accept that Starscream toys tend to be grey instead of the cartoon’s bright white, but Yolopark’s box just feels like a tease.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

the crossover of my dreams

submitted 207 days ago • 4 comments

MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

submitted 708 days ago • 2 comments

An 'I Am Legend' remake but starring the characters from 'The Banshees of Inisherin'. "G'wan back t'yer own shelter, now, Pádraic." "Foine, I'll take me crucifixes an' go, like. Whatever yer cookin' smells shite anyway." "Those are garlic wreaths, Pádraic."

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments

No room for the new Frankenstein from Four Horsemen, so he appropriately gets exiled to a lonely nightstand like the shunned freak he is.

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

NECA’s Universal Monsters released from their plastic prison just for the month.

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

I went on a date today and that was fun, but more importantly, the Targets in her town seem to actually restock their fucking toy shelves.

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

X-Men ‘97 must be doing something right, cause it tapped into nostalgia I didn’t think I even really had.

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"

submitted 471 days ago • 105 comments

Oompa Loompa ass lyrics

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

Satoshi Kon's brilliant PAPRIKA is now free to watch on YouTube, if you've never seen it (or have):

submitted 575 days ago • 4 comments

Am I the only one who read the first Garfield comic strip as a kid and assumed that Garfield was somehow Jon’s creation come to life? The thought didn’t last very long, but it was definitely there.

submitted 573 days ago • 1 comment