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Love a cute referee who will give a caution 🟨 in the first minute #sounders

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“I know where my eyes went—I’m not blood related to him, I was looking at that d--k, bro.”

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Wood morning

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Post an image you can hear.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

And there's new Reacher? Hope he gives me a reach around. If he doesn't? I'll take care of myself when he's done

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Most celebs I’m like “hmmm could top or bottom” Not Ryan Reynolds. Standing consent. Make me a flashlight. Idc. Use me like a rag doll

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Need the gif of Pedro Pascal hip thrusting. It’s my new Chris Evans ass while he works a punching bag

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my balls smell so good right now…it’s because I like to shower and use body wash! anyone on here still into that or nah?

submitted 7 days ago • 20 comments

Andy Samberg: would. From the first time I saw him and still

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When he’s ready to stick it in and you make him wait for it 💅🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

If you can’t tell I’m on vacation with my family and haven’t resorted to a shower stroke. Yet.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Very early FCF

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

Art supplies in the background wanna be used so bad but so does my dick

submitted 14 days ago • 28 comments

*starts typing out a angry response to a bad faith comment* wait:

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

Sturdy build bro

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

As I grow my hair out, I’m telling people I’m going for Brendan Fraser in THE MUMMY but really I’m after Shawn Hunter / Eric Matthews

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I’ll see you fox robin hood and raise you Chanticleer the rooster

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Now THAT was a fuckin’ LOAD 💦💦💦

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I’d like to be this back judge’s back judge #superbowl

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I would like jon batiste to make my bombs burst in air 🥵

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Fuck it, it’s Friday! Happy #fcf for all of us with average sized peens 🤭

submitted 20 days ago • 53 comments

Happy #fcf

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Goodnight 😘

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

Thick Canadian boys and their thick Canadian toys 🍆🍁

submitted 22 days ago • 14 comments

He pipelines on my data 'til I post hog

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

If you want to nut on this pic and reply go for it

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Happy hump day, y’all.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Like if you think he should let me out of my cage. RT if he should keep me in it 🥵

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Goal. Traps like a cardaasian

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Period.

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

Come over so I can fuck you like this?

submitted 43 days ago • 37 comments

Okay oklahomos. It’s time to make her house a sniffies check-in

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Tummy Tuesday or whatever

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If things were different I’d be jerking off to Jonathan Bailey’s ass in the privacy of my own home today

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Happy FCF

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Oops

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