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sebhar.bsky.social
Han, 34, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
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radio played two perfect songs back to back - "Mysterious Ways" and "Funkytown"

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Boo-ters

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put red bean paste on my eggos ama

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

trying to figure out what it says about me that "Yellowjackets" perfectly nails my comfort vibe

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👀👀👀

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Did you know it is (still) legal to forcibly sterilize disabled people? During the case that decided that, Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes declared “three generations of imbeciles are enough.” That word and moron were used to designate who should be forcibly sterilized. Maybe fucking stop using them.

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Okay a lot of Satanists have followed me and while I am not religious I am very flattered lol

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

All books uploaded to itch! Jason and my debut books are free, along with my novella, The Scattered Writings of the Family Fartherall. Everything else is just $2. Get 'em before it's illegal! elyssiabooks.itch.io

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If you use Substack, you probably shouldn't. (And I've been unsubscribing from anyone who uses it.)

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

sorry sorry trying to delete my own emotions

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

doing a misgender the same week Donald Trump has denied my existence sure is!!!! a thing

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

not a man, not a woman, but a third thing that's existed for a very long time and you *cannot* just be hearing about

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if I owe you a response I'm sorry I'm drowning and will get to things (if) when I resurface

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it's fun* being reminded that some people will only ever see you as the gender you were assigned at birth, even when they've only ever known you as an out genderqueer person. *fun here means "my mental health is already in the shitter so seeing if/how I make it through sure will be an adventure"

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I do worry a bit about being an adult right now, as someone who has used the word "kewl"

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Gather 'round, "Maybe You Should Drive" and "Swordfishtrombones"

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I made an update. I didn’t want to have to, but things got bad today. 1. I know this is a HUGE ask, and oh my god there’s so much need right now. 2. Do not feel bad if you don’t have the latitude. Please don’t give anything you need. Thank you so much. gofund.me/749205c8

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

My bsky hasn't worked for like two days, which was probably a sign

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You can mute names and words on here without feeling like you're opting out of responsibility as a historical witness. You can instead just designate a time of the day or week to read the news from sources you yourself designate. No more spontaneous paralysis by fear and outrage just from scrolling.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

@profcedar.bsky.social I regret to inform you that my father just called them "Tottenham Hotshit" in the group chat and despite having no real issue with Spuds I'm gonna have to call them that forever now

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Justice Alito just texted me "what is a BUSTY MILF?!" 😩😭

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I'm continually drawn back to the metaphor that as artists, a lot of us see our work as "planting seeds." But I'm curious about the difference between "scattering wildflower seeds as we skip through the meadow" and "planting crops with intention and care that can feed a community." More:

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Yesterday we marathoned all the Hunger Games movies and ate too many carbs and took much cheese and today my body is rebelling but I've made a big dent in the decluttering, done the dishes, finished a load of laundry, and taken down the Christmas tree.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing

submitted 46 days ago • 58 comments

Alright I'm finally caught up who has the good Coriolanus Snow/Sejanus Plinth fic

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

hey friends, are we in the mood to tip sex workers yet, or still only comfortable posting about them when we're talking about bots?

submitted 50 days ago • 7 comments

Oh! The porn bots got here!

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

"Rules of Engagement" which uh. Feels ominous.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

My dudes, turn this shit off. On iOS it's under Settings > Apps > Photos > scroll all the way down.

submitted 53 days ago • 189 comments