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This is a place for my private thoughts. Do not read them. Every scar has a job to do.
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I am American. I have no rights.

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We’re now only a few popped veins in Orange Hitler’s head away from Americans being lined up against the walls.

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Trump orders Harvard to remove all ducks from CS50.

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In the end, Hitler impeached himself.

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“Federal government is too big!” Also: “How dare Tina Kotek defy Dept. of Education orders regarding DEI.”

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Trump enriches himself more than uranium. Let them eat yellow cake. #Resist 🇺🇸

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The never was a mandate. It was all morons, lawyers, and hate.

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“Show some respect to the president,” frothed the Let’s Go Brandon folks.

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You don’t love America if you don’t honor and obey the Constitution. 🇺🇸

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Someone steals something off my porch? I should be able to shoot ‘em. Also, insider trading is my nest egg.

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I wonder if an umpire wakes up and says to himself, “I think I’ll have a tight zone tonight!” ⚾️

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24-hour gumbo. You will roux the day.

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Fool me a million times, shame on MAGA. 🇺🇸

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Pickup Lines: I like it San Diego style.

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My problem with Made in China isn’t the people. It’s the slavery and working conditions.

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The most dishonest president in U.S. history claims to be the most healthy.

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The urge to golf is inversely proportional to the size of your balls.

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The little X symbol to cancel advertising is too small, resulting in many inadvertent and unwanted visits. This should be illegal.

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Americans should have low paying jobs, but should spend money on goods produced by manufacturing. #logic

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The government is literally treading on people and the dudes who drive pickups with enormous Gadsden flags are cheering. 🐍

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Proof of strife. 🇺🇸

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Huckabee lied her ass off and went on to be a fucking governor. This is who we are now.

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Health secrets about Trump are being kept from the American people.

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I can’t be saved but I can be paused.

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Old geezer can barely walk. He’s driving a Ram 2500 he can’t handle.

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manners ingrained from childhood are hard to shake but I still ask permission before I Philadelphia

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“Snitch portal.” My 2025 bingo card is complete.

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I think it’s time to codify my closely-held beliefs.

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Puerto Rico should be a state before Canada.

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As global weather becomes increasingly deadly, Trump says, “Less science. Let’s increase the odds of random instadeath.”

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The stock market is 80% insider trading and 20% fish.

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How can a natural born citizen be deported?

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The president is a tape worm with a little bit of Trump infecting its brain.

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Weather report. Actual: Evil. Feels like: Satan. 🇺🇸

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The President of the United States doesn’t want officials wearing United States lapel pins, those most false flag pin of all time for greedo self serving idiots. Trump’s face? On point.

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I will require all single-person restrooms to be unisex.

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Every interaction in Oregon is a crosswalk except North Bend where they are +500 in Death Race 2000.

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Trump is getting fed up with constituent complaints.

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If only massive childlike anger was the same as effective leadership.

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Soon I will be released into the wild.

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Tariffs on China. So much for MAGA hats.

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