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This is a place for my private thoughts. Do not read them. Every scar has a job to do.
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Cultists are blind to the flaws of their leader.

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The airline refused my carrion luggage.

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When I voted for Obama, my boss called me a ‘kool-aid drinker.’ But I never treated him like a Harlequin romance hero. I supported him because I thought he was the best for the job—not some mythical figure to fantasize about while pleasuring myself.

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Oh, look. He’s fomenting at the mouth again.

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“Biggest mistake of my life.” —Trump voter

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I’m still paying into Social Security. As I have done my entire life. Right now. Every goddamned payday. Literally while they fuck with it and covet it with all of their might. Right. Fucking. NOW.

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Jesus. The existence of Trump has caused me to be aligned with AARP on at least one issue. What is the world coming to?

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#Amazon is still the best place I know for direct access to shit labeled “not for resale” but not advertised as such. 100% corrupt is a lot of fun. 🇺🇸

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Krasnov liked blowjobs and rubles.

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Maybe healthcare providers shouldn’t have shareholders?

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I read the news today, oh boy. 800 stories starting with the word Trump. #Resist

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A medical office sent me a fax intended for someone else. A fairly big mistake. They didn’t have information about the recipient on the cover sheet. Trying to do the right thing, I called, as a courtesy, to let them know. They were, as expected, a massive bag of dicks. Gee. What do I do now? 🔥

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Coffee depleted. Deploying backup.

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If Trump wants to legalize third terms so bad, I say fine. Let’s see how the motherfucker does against Obama. #Resist

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Trump: “I am your King!” Dennis: “King, eh? Very nice! I didn’t vote for you.” 🇺🇸

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Lies don't lead to optimal results. 🇺🇸

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When I became your customer, I wasn't volunteering to be your personal infinite money pit. Stop with the excessive marketing!!! I'm looking at you, State Farm, Wells Fargo, Chase, and AAA.

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The people who sell cryptocurrency and NFTs want to make sure the gold is still in Fort Knox.

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CPAC: Where Satan’s polyps go to dance.

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As long as Trump is president, I root for Canada. 🇨🇦

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Hockey is awkward when the nations are at war.

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Calling a million a billion? That’s peak efficiency!! 🇺🇸

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Trump just declared himself king. Not so fast, bucko! Let’s check his bloodline… Yup. Born of a jackal. This totally checks out. #darkness

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Wasn’t there a whole war thing about not wanting a king? 🇺🇸

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The Guardian is wrong. The USPS doesn’t have “losses.” It’s not a business. It has operating costs.

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Anyone who believes that 2 + 2 = 4 is now banned from the White House.

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They tried to pretend their mass terminations were performance based. Hello, lawsuits!!!

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News media still screenshot quoting tweets from the cesspool known as X. Just stop.

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Salt on the asphalt Snow on the plow

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So much of the reading material on Bluesky is too tiny to read. Why is that?

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Every thing they say and do is a lie.

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The Elon obsession with X is bewildering until you realize he thinks it’s a sneaky stunt double for a swastika. X

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spider socks spider socks doing the things that socks can do darn it here come the spider socks

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White House says Elon Musk is not an employee of the federal government. So. Has a warrant been issued for his arrest?

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Do you think it’s time to go back to masking all day? @astrokatie.com

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We signed up for #AAA insurance. Now we get spammed with bullshit offers. Why isn’t being your customer good enough?

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Canadians were not booing the national anthem. They were booing the shit stain that occupies the White House.

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Batshit people elect batshit leaders.

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@aoc.bsky.social is a woman of power. That’s why they wet their pants.

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All seven seals have been opened. Don’t worry, though. Elon verified the accuracy of the count.

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“This rattlesnake has no rattle.” Methinks you need to update your species naming system.

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The spammers have emailed “final reminder” hundreds of times. It’s almost like they’re not honest!

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#Subaru At time of purchase, paying cash for the Touring trim, and in the little boiler room being upsold the Gold plans: “Plus every time you come in for service, we wash your car for free!” Later, says the service manager: “What?! No!! We can’t do that!! We’d be washing cars all day!!!”

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