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✨ Late in life enby, here just to see and be seen 🪻 The most boring, everyday Aussie life imaginable and I'm loving it
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The sweetest old lady #cat

The power The pose The Stinky Boy #cat #gingercat

Step 1: outlive Donald Trump Step 2: outlive Elon Musk Step 3: ??? I'll figure it out when I get there ✨

Every lengthy appointment that allows for conversation (laser, tattoo, etc) reminds me how often I'm somebody's first trans client. Trans Lite, but still 😂 It's worth the explaining to hopefully create easier experiences for others.

Ramen is the perfect treat filling for the discomfort sandwich of gym and my tattoo touch up session. #food #treatyoself

I can't believe it's 2025 and people are still actively working to erase/minimise trans history, and in some countries our current existence. Stay visible as an act of resistance 🏳️‍⚧️

Cats, both your own and those on the internet, have an incredibly important job: be a shining light of dopamine to keep us going in these 🗑️🔥 times. Big job for a little guy! #cat #devonrex #gingercat

Selfie Saturday or something ✨ Can you tell that leg day has drained my will to live? 😂 #selfie #gym #workout

For someone who decided to be online to take up space, I sure am bad at posting and taking up space 😂

My partner makes their characters look like me, I make my characters look like if I was born male 🙃 #cyberpunk #gaming #trans

These little fellas are living with a female Betta so really what I'm doing is breeding blue shrimp with excellent survival instincts 😂 (there's plenty of hiding space and the tank is heavily planted)

Next up to soak in the degreasing bucket: a deer skull for the front of the house #bones #macabre #hobby

"Read 1 book" is on my bingo card for 2025, so I chose a hopefully easy to read mystery. Shoutout to public transport for its bonus function of keeping me literate 😂

Working out to Noah Kahan is a mood.

A house just isn't a home without some spider friends ❤️

I once had sex with a tampon in by accident and everything was fine, so until T made my period stop I did it fairly regularly. And that's why you should do what I say and not what I do 😂 #tmi

I'm too impatient to only post completed work, especially at the rate that I craft, so here's my current WIP. #craft #crossstitch #fibrearts

Walking 800m (1/2mile? Idk) home from gym takes ages because there are so many pretty things I feel compelled to photograph and share with like, 5 people 😂 #flowers #australia #qld

My bluetooth headset said it had 40% battery left but died two exercises into my workout - pray for me in this time of betrayal, preferably to anyone but the christian deity. Maybe Ares? #gym #pagan

When my partner asks how my day is going but he's at work and I'm at home I don't know how to answer. "I went to the gym, played a game, fapped 4 times and took a 2.5hr nap" sounds like a flex 😂

Truly humbled to see an actual FOLD where my cake used to be 😭 (for context I lost 30kg but I swear 10kg used to be my ass and it's taking time to be rebuilt by muscle) #weightloss #booty #gym

I wish T gave me the audacity of a cis man 😑

This frangipani looks like it could be in a textbook about frangipani #plants #gardening

Is it just me or does this flower not match the vibe of the plant?

I hope a hot goth woman eats her girlfriend's pussy on Anita Bryant's grave.

This is a treat based economy and errands simply cannot be run without them ✨ #breakfast #coffee

Oh to be a cat in a fresh pile of moving boxes ✨

it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics

QLD (Australia) has some beautiful forests, you can't change my mind 🌿

TBT 2020 when I got really into DnD and had the time (and energy, inspiration, etc) to make this about my character's god. Not exactly art but I'm thankful to my mom for this neat handwriting she taught me.

CW: pet loss "When do you get over it?" My dude, it's been almost 5 years and it's still raw as hell. I miss Handsome Man every day 💔 He would've loved the new house and the catio, and a scrungly brother to play with 😭 #cat #catsky #grief

New year new m... ug. Isn't it cute? #cottagecore

“But when a man suspects any wrong, it sometimes happens that if he be already involved in the matter, he insensibly strives to cover u phis suspicions from himself. And much this way it was with me. I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.” — Ishmael, in Moby Dick, on setting sail with Ahab

I'm sure you're tired of hearing this but it's never too late to transition. 38 seems ancient to a 20yo but it has been 2000% worth it. There's still time, and if it's not safe for you now, trust that it will be someday and it won't be too late then either. 🩷🤍🩵 #trans #transjoy

You could say I partied hard on NYE 😏 #stardewvalley

I can't believe a man listened well enough and acted quickly enough to get me this viral mini toolbox before it sold out 😍 #gifts #relationships

As a child I read an average of 50 books a year, through to year 12 at school. One of my 2025 bingo squares is to read a single book. It's taking every ounce of my being to not be ashamed of this. #library #goals

Yeah sounds like a plan 😂😂🦋

Today was a tough day at work but I got gifted somebody's baby teeth so overall 8/10 day #oddities

Every day I seethe about paying more personal income tax than the biggest corpos in Aus. If we're not going to get to eating the rich, taxing them appropriately is a good second best. #classolidarity

Two slabs of chocolate for $12? In this cozzy livs? I think the fuck not, who has that kind of disposable income??!? #costofliving #finance #povvo #workingclass

I don't even know where to begin setting goals for 2025 aside from 'stay alive' - if I want things, I have to put effort in, and my current energy budget is tapped out just surviving 😑

Nothing says more about the era you're in than what a stardrop reminds you of, you can't change my mind. Also, I know what I'm about 💁🏻‍♀️ #stardewvalley

Meet Dexter, who's having his fourth 'last Christmas' - at this rate he'll outlive us all! #cat #seniorcat

"Men approach the world as something to use and women approach the world as something to improve" 🤯 dougweaverart on ⏰ just blew my mind. It so perfectly explains what I've been observing but couldn't put my finger on.

I've made about 6 perfect pavlova roulades in the past and apparently today I just... can't? 😭 The most frustrating part is not knowing what I'm doing wrong. But it's 21:30 so I'm going to bed now, defeated. #baking