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seejanemarie.bsky.social
Retired rap groupie with a serious job hosting The Dream. Hit up [email protected] for tips and crit.
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The second season of @seejanemarie.bsky.social’s podcast The Dream was very eye-opening with the explanation of the entire lack of regulation in the “wellness” industry.

I miss spending an entire week pondering shit like Kreayshawn. Y’all are doing too much these days.

This ding dong keeps the warning tags on her pillows

Love Hotel should be a good show 🙁

Are coffee beans actual beans

Does your household have a whistle? We grew up with a very specific whistle that one can make to instantly get a loved one’s attention. It works surprisingly well with my own kid. You?

Nathan Fielder is the luckiest man on earth

Don’t let the arrest of a Federal Judge distract you from the announcement that ICE can enter anyone’s home without a warrant to look for migrants.

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen. Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

Gov. Tim Walz State Address: "We have university students shoved into unmarked vans and fathers being tossed into Salvadorian gulags without a hint of due process. If you say you love freedom, but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn't freedom, it's privilege."

New episode about the wonders of divorce with @freshstarts.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Democratic Rep. Yassamin Ansari calmly attempts to advocate for due process and the rule of law as Fox’s Laura Ingraham screeches herself into a frenzy over the Kilmar Abrego García case. Rep. Ansari: “We are turning into an authoritarian country, and there are Americans from all across the…

Who needs addiction prevention when you can just get measles and a Kangen water system

Apparently I am poison www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/u...

Can everyone here tell some man upset me in person today

Elon Musk’s only day job has been getting rid of other peoples’ day jobs. Write better headlines! www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/b...

I’ll run 60 Minutes! Probably into the ground and get myself imprisoned but I’m so bored, gimme a shot?

This man has never had a day job unless you think drogas and boning a day job

Lord, you did not have to throw that lil dig in at the end but I’ve read your shit and you just can’t help yourself huh?

My feminine is whatever the opposite of divine is.

Happy Earth Day! Fun fact: Julian Koenig, famous ad man and father of Sarah who hosts Serial, coined Earth Day cuz it is also his birthday and it rhymed. True story!

Here’s a doc about Rosemary Kennedy’s repeated abuse for being “feeble minded.” She probably never paid taxes or wrote a poem or used the bathroom on her own. RFK JR looooves that this happened to his aunt. youtu.be/HDQAY-7eraM?...

“We went through the top of the head," Dr. Watts recalled. "I think she was awake. She had a mild tranquilizer. I made a surgical incision in the brain through the skull.”

Remember how RFK Jr’s aunt was lobotomized for being “difficult?” And somehow her tragic fate bolstered his eugenicist ideas? www.historyextra.com/period/20th-...

When did people stop trying not to suck

Raise your hand if you get me. Do you get what I’m doing here? You see me?

Advertisers will never be as clever as our listeners. #thedreampodcast

I always forget to tell you all how ancient and decrepit I am, despite my immaculate presence. JK complaining is my whole personality. Give me my fucking testosterone you cowards! (There is one diagnosis my insurance will cover and it’s called HSDD, which I do not have. Look it up IF YOU DARE.)

Please, and thank you: if you hear an ad that seems … funky … just holler at me!