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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious. @Deers1 on Twitter.
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Soon.

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If this hybrid Toyota’s a rockin’…

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Just fyi. 🥑🙃

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I made a grocery list then forgot it in the car. Rolled the dice and shopped on memory. The good news is that I got 14 of 15 items. The bad news is that my wife asked me to get the 1 thing.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Guy three chairs down from me in the barbershop is gleefully cackling about job cuts at the IRS and I’ve been fantasizing about making him drink Barbicide.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

You can’t store soup in a square tupperware container, it has to be a round one. Soup is round

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

Careful, still a little icy out here.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

This is so promising. There are hundreds of replies (rightly) skeptical that this administration will slow or stop this kind of progress, but we should at least take a minute to feel the positivity. Maybe it’s just a small trial, but we punched Cancer in its fucking face and it bled. 👊

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Me sitting at a table at an early 2000’s summer wedding reception when my wife tells me I can’t leave early to go watch a random Sox/Yanks game.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Alright guys, bring it in. Lifestyle Change on 3

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Boy I sure am glad our glorious President commuted the 22 year sentence this gentlemen was serving for seditious conspiracy, because I’m not sure who else would have bravely stepped up and assaulted a female protestor today in our nation’s capital.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

let’s do this

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I always assumed the Yankees held onto their facial hair policy because Jeter couldn’t grow any.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

Great hockey game. Guys with seats on the glass wearing MAGA hats make me want to barf. But, great hockey game.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

submitted 2 days ago • 108 comments

Here’s an *actual* King you should listen to. (sound up)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Dads are sad about Wemby.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Yeah our landlord got all huffy puffy about rent so we all live here now. But it’s cool. Food is decent and at least we’re together.”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

There’s a dog stuck up in this tree and it just REFUSES to turn around and look at me.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

M: "Wow, James. That's the 15th person you've killed during this mission!" AL MICHAELS: "That will mean a lot to some people..."

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

[extremely Shirley Bassey voice] 🎵 PRIMEMEMBER

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

From the producers of Almost No Legroom comes this winter’s surprise new horror hit

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*Christopher Walken voice* My sister got Lucky she married A yuppie Took him For all he was worth

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

When you kick a pirate in the crotch

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

tfw you have some regrets about the jalapeño potato chip you just ate off the floor

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 3 days ago • 136 comments

My kid’s school is currently on lockdown. Nearby incident involving a gun, not in the school. Everyone appears to be safe, so I will share 2 funny and fucked up things as texted to me by my daughters—who like millions of other kids (and parents) resort to humor as a coping mechanism.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment