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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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movies.................

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Happy ten years to this bad boy.

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new video up about our constitutional crisis youtu.be/aBVGmDaQRbE

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if you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation

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had a dream I was subletting an apartment from a Muppet. this came up exactly once and was not elaboratedv on.

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it's canon that Indiana Jones did this

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

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Got a hit!!! #Pokémon #PokémonTCG #art

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you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro

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Kendrick Lamar should be allowed to perform a Mortal Kombat style fatality upon Drake at the Super Bowl halftime show presented by Apple. I think that should be a part of the tariff/border discussions

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Avril-coded characters, allegedly. I'm not going to try to make sense of this selection; I must merely accept that it is correct.

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yesterday it came to light that calvin robinson, a priest who recently lost his license for giving an elon-esque nazi salute at a pro life conference, owns a video game site called god is a geek. today the site's entire staff quit in protest aftermath.site/god-is-a-gee...

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Images you can hear.

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she is contemplating violence

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i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder

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steven soderbergh... wow

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the one bbwaa voter who didn't vote ichiro into the hall of fame was a bluesky discover tab replier. they didn't mark anyone's name on the ballot. at the bottom they wrote "I wasn't a baseball player but my son-in-law Jeff is in med school"

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meow meow #art

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Dude’s gonna say and do dumb, cruel, fascist shit until he croaks. I don’t need specifics, the memes, the classic jokes about how he’s fat or orange. I need to make it through the day.

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If you’re planning on watching any Lynch, my advice is: don’t watch any analysis videos, don’t think about what stuff is “supposed” to mean, just get your own unique experience from it!! I think people have become far too concerned with the “correct” interpretations of media. Just experience it!!!

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One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹

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This is a beautiful tribute.

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💔

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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back in 2022 I bought the biggest thing of toilet paper they had at Costco. I did not buy any toilet paper at all during 2023 or 2024. I have one roll left, and I'm excited to find out why new innovations the industry has come up with in the last two days

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Infinite Jest (1996)

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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

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'I never thought the snake would eat ME,' says tail who voted for the Snake Eating Its Own Tail Party

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Merry Christmas to all the geeks and gamers out there

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this is the only twitter exchange that I regularly think about and laugh

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I finished 1000xResist last night. turns out you really *can't* fit a whale plushie in a backpack... sphere to square, sisters 😔

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Happy holidays everyone!! 💫 #art

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boss: you know what’s weird me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c? boss: how the flin— yes exactly

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Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

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I've been listening to Bruce Springsteen's Live 1975–85 today. it's a great album, and I deeply wish more bands would take on doing something like this. it takes everything that's fun about a live album and elevates it by creating the impossible, ideal form.

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You see, my wife, she absolutely loves Isildur’s Bane. Just the other day I heard her call it her precious. Now I don’t like to judge, but I never did see the use in any of the rings of power, not the ones given to men, nor elves, nor dwarves, and certainly not the one ring. Now where was I?

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sequel to the hemingway story is less compelling

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