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Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president

my favorite scene from Conclave (2024)

WARGAMES (1983) WOPR COMPUTER VOICE: You will not last five minutes playing this game.

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

crazy get 🙏 s/o estate sales

this meme did numbers back in the day

Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food

happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade

my roommate DMed this one to me, and for the record: I'm the one relocating their phone. our terminology is that when you get through the whole movie without looking at your phone, as your reward you get LinkedIn Spaghetti. they have *never* gotten LinkedIn Spaghetti

#AceAttorney

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

losing my mind that jair bolsonaro is in the hospital for the 7 trillionth time and posted this video on his twitter. he is the michael phelps of being sick

I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested

there is no separating the artist with HP shit, there hasn’t been for a while. your money funds transphobia and hate and you should feel bad about that. your stupid nostalgia isn’t worth the wellbeing of your trans siblings

This Richard Linklater quote from last year:

Homestuck

The year is 2027. Tariffs on China are now at 149e11%. The S&P 500 just saw a record one-day increase of 425% --from 11 points to 57--before immediately seeing a record decrease of ∞, to -14. The price of eggs is four hundred billion doge coins.

bluesky addicts explaining bond market stuff that they just learned to their offline partners

ここの掛け合いすき! 去年の絵を描き直した✍️

I'm seeing Babymetal in three months whole I'm at SGDQ. I've never listened to any of their music before. should I go in completely blind, or should I fully familiarize myself with their music in advance? leave your thoughts in the comments

Local artist at work! #kidlitart #illustration #artistsonbsky #kidlit

🅱️UNNY 🅱️ONANZA ❗️❗️

Oh and ah, one more thing that's been botherin' me. You say you're a 'SFW-Only' artist, but... Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah, You called it a maw.