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warning i just say shit, man so do mute because 90% of this is shitposts he/she/they/it/cunt/cuntself, any/all and it's the rabbit that broke me vaguely 🏳️‍⚧️ but in the way that's really annoying 18+ so if that is not your vibe you have been warned
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this episode, on Fates Worse Than Death: being demoted from the rank of Bestie

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i identify as so true bestie

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broke: having a full vocabulary woke: saying you're french in dutch class because "verenigd koninkrijk" is too hard to say

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broke: having a full vocabulary woke: the same 6 vocal stims on repeat

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the relationship between secret intelligence agency and choosing a weird-shaped building must be studied

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you can tell you're in a true friendship when you've clicker trained each other

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you like maws because they're soft and cozy and lead up warm places i like maws because they've got teeth and lead to semipermanent nerve damage we are not the same

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you really think i needed *all* the guards at the hex gates?

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broke: netflix and chill woke: bluey (on DVD) and chill

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engagement bait 😌

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where was spiderman during 9/11

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remembering the time i taught ed miliband how to use a bin

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"if you catch a cold from her does it count as being lovesick" have funny colleagues would recommend

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yearning for the day when an EU competition commissioner finally grows a pair and marks a death date for the practice of dynamic pricing

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perhaps we are all creekflow

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every day is a good day to plow a twink

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Ending off #NFC2025 with a pawcicle, a twink, and zootopia

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it's not real sex unless one of you has the bell collar on

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the safe word is "estrogen"

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based on the power suit cuz i think the shoulders fit better

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premarital sex with the companion cube

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on reflection, i think i need VC funding (for my life)

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furry conventions are just strung together gay people fetch quests

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life update: just got called a utility lesbian

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"communism ends at the blahaj. it's mine."

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slutty eyeliner, but specifically like an a320neo

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90s french people chair technology is crazy we hit peak chair in 1994 SNCF/thalys 1st class seats go so hard

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the tram entry to zuidstation has graffiti that just says "kinky lesbians" and that's so beautiful

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It’s extremely sad to lose one of the rare names and faces whose impact is marked within game dev art. Most of the time people use the shorthand of the game title but can rarely able to point to the individuals who influence you and the industry.

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Some more shy-punk foxo! #foxpopvli #art

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thinking about the Los alamos manhole cover that was accelerated to mach fuck

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also leaving this here for those who could use it

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sometimes i think about getting a me-brand wax seal EXCLUSIVELY so i can send written correspondence to the oomfs that take 3-10 business days to reply to texts

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aspiring to have half the drama as the average Brel song

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talking to my credit card before a party like Bart writing lines i will not buy german twinks extra drinks i will not buy german twinks extra drinks i will not buy german twinks extra drinks i will not buy german twinks extra drinks i will not buy german twinks extra drinks i will not buy german t

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She's all ears! #foxpopvli #art

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if you lose your train of thought, you should probably contact your local railway authority trains are... kinda hard to lose you should get that checked out

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Belgium is so strange because you'll waltz into an administration office and have no idea whether you'll walk out in 6 months with a lifetime of trauma Kafka could never dream of or you're in and out within 25 minutes, with more than you bargained for, paying less than you expected

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Belgium is so strange because you'll get contradictory bonuses as part of contracts like here's some free extra money to spend (sick!) but only on certain ecological things (less sick) but also you can buy lights with F energy ratings with them (?????) using my cheque to INCREASE my energy use

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paper for the paper god

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gay lights are in fact on the Maslow hierarchy of needs

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she/her pronouns but not in a feminine way but in a majestic ship way

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