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yumi's doll | median system | black lipstick enthusiast (@)euyis in most of the places 30s / 🦀 non-programmer / 🚩🏴 / audhd / disabled lang: en, 官话 / pronouns: 它, 她, 伊; it/she @lilac.euyis.me | the other girl in here @fallen.bsky.social | 🖤
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ok so the kitchen sinks here are mounted so low that I'm doing unintentional hamstring stretches just doing dishes

sending gf pics of my new old place I recently got from my dad and moved into to reassure it that if everything goes to hell in north america, it could still come to china and live with me in a ~130m2 condo in a moderately expensive city that's pretty much in the middle of nowhere (population 5 mil)

My speech at the vigil. “No one can Save Everyone. But everyone can save someone. Look for who you can save”

you finally won - the world's metaphorically wearing your blue jeans and listening to your rock music, but instead of them embracing the prestige of your five millennia of history everyone's just into two bff twinks who are totally not fucking getting hit by lightning in a mishmash *chinese* setting

it's just so funny that chinese propaganda is so desperate for cultural influence but whenever it actually happens organically they get mad anyway, as instead of the carefully sculptured narratives of superior chinese culture foreigners are just into embarrassing lowbrow power fantasy fic & gay shit

I'm still giggling over there, imagine discovering that your foreign fans have delineated a new sub-genre and declared you the queen of it lol

Gods I love this outfit 💚🖤 also been a while since I've posted one of these.

A lewd selfie from Yuan

I wish I could show you the awesome Latex Targaryen Prince looks I have today, but i have a policy of not doing face reveal due to my day job. Have a full rubber selfie instead

💭 type coercion with semantic personalities, where 💯 can be implicitly converted to a boolean true if you configure the interpreter as at least a millennial

judging from what I've been exposed to related to the matter, it sure seems like the average tech interview at least in china is having a bunch of gotcha questions thrown at you, and if you get even a single one wrong the guy just asks you with total condescension do you even program you r*tard

Strapped Together

judging by what google location service on my phone tells me I should probably stop constantly teleporting between portugal, china and mexico

i don't have it with me right now so use this as a reference to visualize a maid dress with that instead

it's probably really frustrating if you actually have to use/maintain one regularly but just nothing beats the aesthetics of a tape library as storage robot moving around to grab your file physically and putting it into a drive

god imagine how annoying it would be to be a suicide researcher does google scholar have the same popup

"the founding fathers never imagined such a breach of basic decency" no the revered collection of wealthy slave-owning syphilitic white men rapists in your stupid national myth never envisioned anyone who isn't like them ever taking power, and if anything it's a return to the real american ideals

you know if throwing chuck schumer into gitmo could finally make the dems feel threatened then i wouldn't mind some old fuck waterboarding but dems being who they are they're as likely to just fold and join the united homeland front and whatever and finally achieve bipartisanship once and for all

life pro tip: to protect yourself from evil women (evil) try to have a evil woman (nice) owning you first

techpriest gf that slowly replaces all your parts with machinery over the years you spend together

thinking about how I've been lying awake in bed for three hours and counting trying to get myself to clean the litter boxes and then sleep but a doctor would probably decide that I don't have adhd because i'm not a little boy bouncing around and I very much don't forget or misplace anything ever

is this problematic I never checked

my entire contraption (the amp really wouldn't be too necessary if pixel phones included the bleeding edge technology of a 3.5mm jack)

still banger (does anyone know where can you buy lossless albums I just remembered I might want to replace the crusty lame v2 mp3s even though I most likely can't tell the difference)

thinking about it back then the children's programming on cctv (the chinese national tv not surveillance system) had kim possible on it for a while and of fucking course I liked shego

❤️🐰💙🕳️❤️ 📸 @mnagalah.bsky.social 👗FEATURIUM #latex #kigurumi

In the wake of Amazon's policy changes, I am pleased to state that you can still buy *and* download the ebooks for both of my books directly from the press. Confluence was already up, but now, so is Grey Dawn: balanceofseven.itch.io/grey-dawn #books #writingcommunity #lesfic

no idea what's his fucking problem the cow plant is as organic as it gets

星野爱

thought when making toast earlier

🪽🤍☁️

need to get all of my body hair shaven off by girls in labcoats before they implant a control AI in the base of my skull and shrink-wrap me in latex, followed by stuffing me in a recharge coffin en route to being used as a personal assassin for some Actually Evil People as i become self-aware again

motor

in protest of me not cleaning the litter boxes earlier my girl decided to throw up on my bed while I was doing so

like it's a very practical matter for me since we use one distilled water dispenser vending machine that's fortunately basically downstairs, but that's still moving four 7.5L jugs every time and running just one ultrasonic humidifier to get rh% in a room to 30 ish here takes almost one jug a day