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Fan of the San Francisco Giants, video games, pinball, the Beatles, bowling, and MST3K. I found out that there is no federal law preventing me from being on 🦋 and 🐦 at the same time, so I do both.
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Matos feels welcome in the friendly confines! 💣

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I’m busy at a pinball tournament and I’m just noticing that Adames had hit two so far today! 💣💣

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Matt Chapman steps up to the deli counter and orders a grand salami! 🏃🏃🏃🏃💣

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Matt Chapman has tapped the Rockies. 💣

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Bad thing about gaming tonight, a birdie turns into the yips, but I still got -8 despite this.

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Good thing about gaming tonight, I beat the Rockies 13-0 and I made this diving catch with Yaz.

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I have collected a nice number of channel points for one of my favorite Twitch streamers.

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Justin, I’m sorry we’re not getting you any closer to 300 wins. 😕

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Vamos, Ramos! 💣 This also gets me a few points in one of my fantasy leagues!

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Help us inch closer, Yaz! 🥃💣

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Help us, Heliot! 💣

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Get us on the board, Willy! 💣

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Need a break? Take a moment to savor Jon Miller’s call of a game winning little league home run.

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Oh, since I got home late last night after the tournament, I forgot to mention something… I WON! 🏆

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Been competing in our pinball league’s latest tournament. Still hanging in there. And this dude’s house is life goals.

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Brandon + Buster 🥺

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One of these days the Giants will have a closer that won’t give me an upset stomach in the 9th. One of these years. One of these decades. One of these millennia.

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I feel like a stooge for not knowing until a few hours ago that the Giants have an official account here. Better late than never, and we got another Webb gem on the mound. Which stooge? Shemp. I’m hideous.

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I’m watching the Giants game and I see the center fielder looking up and I think great, we just hit one! Then I remembered that it’s Tuesday and the Giants are wearing their new City Connect jerseys and we actually just gave one up. Milwaukee already has enough!

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I’m unfortunately confident that this will eventually happen to me.

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Doval closed it? Did Walker just need a break? As long as the Giants get the W, it’s fine with me.

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The One Where The Brew Starts To Go Flat 👏👏👏👏💣

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It’s almost May and Verlander still doesn’t have his first Giants win. Patience is a virtue.

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The Giants broadcast just mentioned that one of Sam Huff’s favorite players growing up was Buster Posey, and boy howdy do I feel old(er) right now.

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If you’re combining holidays today, remember to not smoke the grass in your basket.

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You could say that ball left in a Huff. 💣

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My first PS5 grand slam, Heliot Ramos gives it to the rally monkey enablers.

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It’s a good day when your team gives up two homers to Trout and still gets the win.

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Matt Chapman doing his best to exorcise those 2002 rally monkey demons! 💣

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Chapman bringing up within striking distance! 💣

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Pinball league wrapped up tonight, and I finished as the runner up in the second division. Great fun and great burgers. Can’t wait for the next season!

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I once had a dream where I was in a class in college, and three of my classmates were Roger Daltrey, Hunter Pence and Steve Landesberg. Who the hell has dreams about Steve Landesberg?

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Yaz wants in on the action! 🥃💣

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And Willy Adames finally justifies a bit of his contract! 💣

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After some scuffling, the Giants are putting’ on the Fitz in Philly! 💣

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Have I made a joke about Katy Perry’s boobs in zero gravity yet? Man, I’m slipping.

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Jung Hoo-Lee-Cow, has anyone done that yet? 💣💣

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Back on topic, Jung Hoo Lee ignites the Bronx! 💣

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I should follow more people on here, but I don’t want to endlessly doomscroll like I did on Twitter. At least one plus about Twitter is that most of the doomposters I followed there left a long time ago. Official Giants tweets aren’t followed by as many “everything sucks” tweets as they used to.

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