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Prepare to be sick of me. 🇪🇹🇮🇹 Cancer☀️ Aquarius 🌙 Pisces ⬆️
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Day 723 without sex… I’ve lost feeling in my left asscheek and I’m becoming bowlegged

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Nothing hurts worse than figuring out your friend is a personality vampire

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Ive had enough .

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll be calling somebody, they’ll say “text me” and boom; just like that I don’t even wanna talk anymore

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“Man-scent” = sweat & musk😷

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I realized I cannot be with a non-smoker- U not boutta ruin MY high nikka

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Sooo is Elon (🤢) our vice president now or sum?? He’s making more moves for our country than Vance is…

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My manager has been calling me “Joseph” (my name is Yoseph) So I’ve been calling him Jack and he don’t like it… his name is Jake irl

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Sooo like are we removing these kufi’s after BHM like target nd shit or???

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Said ts out loud and my furniture started floating

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I wish I was as committed to the gym as white ppl are with walking their dogs It’ll be 10° and they’ll be out there walkin

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Neck tattoo ???

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I be getting em out idc I will touch my eyeball idc idc

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t understand “masc/fem” terms Like I tend to like things that are more “masc” associated like: rap music, video games, my clothing style, etc… But I speak “soft and feminine” and use “fem” slang- “period, bitchhh, ikyfl” Like let people be THEMSELVES. Stop grouping everyone into categories

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My final straw.

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smhhh😂😂

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Song of the day

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I want a pet snake or lizard so damn bad

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

if i don’t do nothing else, i’ma recycle some nudes

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

I should be waking up feeling my man’s morning wood 😠

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t be going thru peoples phones… ignorance is bliss

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Intrusive question: Do yall fold up the toilet paper before yall wipe? Or do yall just bunch it all up then wipe

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Yall be looking manly asf just to open that mouth and sound like a p0nk

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t be losing shit in front of me cause I’ll dead hit you, tf is u tryna say

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I only want sex if it comes with intimacy, loveless sex is too boring

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People with “unusual” tattoos or piercings are immediately attractive to me and now I wanna f*ck

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I’m male but ok

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you could’ve told me eggs were $15 ten years ago and I would’ve believed that to be true- not gullible, just a bit out of touch

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Clear skin, semi-fresh haircut, good smoke- I luv it

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Sorry I can’t shut up today- they shut down my mf game😒

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I’m such a history nerd I really had to major in that for college

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My type of news

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It’s already black, but like even more black- I want my hair to be the blackest substance on earth

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I hate when yall be having the comments off… Like ok my bad for tryna speak to u Beyoncé 🙄

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Let’s talk about aincent mythologies and kiss

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Saturdays are for shopping ☺️

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Atl niggas:

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment