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#StinkyTheRapistClown 83 million to a woman. Soon 300 million from another woman. I think karma just did a FAFO on stinky.

Send Tots and Pears to Senator Chuck Grassley www.msn.com/en-us/health...

"In the GOP circus, the 'Law and Order' act has been replaced by 'Lawlessness and Odor'. It's like they traded the sheriff's badge for a whoopee cushion. #GOPGoneWild

"Seems like morality's taken a backseat in this race, where the winner's got a rap sheet longer than a Louisiana summer. #QuestionableVictories

"Trump's courtroom dance is more tangled than a bayou swamp. He's switchin' his tune faster than a fiddle in a hoedown, claimin' he was just doin' his job, not politickin'. Seems his memory's as short as a crawfish's whiskers. #SwampyMemory"

"Trump's courtin' more trouble than a bull in a china shop with his antics. Seems he's the only fella who can try to overturn an election, then run in the next one with a straight face. #IronyInAction

"Today, Trump's wailing louder than a cat on a hot tin roof at his fraud trial. Seems like he's more rattled by the fact that a strong, black woman's holding him 2 account. Ain't it funny how big fish squirms when the net's cast by someone he underestimated? #TrumpTrialTwist

"In 2023, nature penned a costly tale: $250B in losses, 74,000 lives taken. The Earth's cry in dollars and tears, a reminder of what's at stake. #SnodgrassSays"

"Even as we navigate the choppy waters of the stock market and dodge the icebergs of new COVID variants, let's remember to keep our sense of humor afloat. Because in a world where finding grandma's ashes in the laundry is news, we can all use a good laugh. #SnodgrassSays"

Amidst a storm of chaos, when loyalty's bell tolled, a question hung in the air as light as a feather: 'So what?' Thus, in the theater of absurdity, leadership donned the cloak of indifference. Irony, thou art a heartless jester! #SnodgrassSays"

"Claiming he could've negotiated the Civil War, Trump forgets that some things, like the fight against slavery, are non-negotiable. His historical missteps prove that some can't learn from the past, and others never knew it. #SnodgrassSays"

"As the NRA ship hits troubled waters, even the big rats know when to abandon ship. Money can't buy lifeboats in the sea of accountability. #SnodgrassSays, keep your life jacket handy, folks!"

"Seems like the only thing rising faster than coffee prices and sea levels is our global confusion. We're navigating through a world where even cookies need a privacy sandbox, yet we're still puzzled over flu shots. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube in a tornado." #SnodgrassSays

The GOP wants to start the 2024 childrens open hunting season with an appropriate card for all the upcoming trophies hunters will bag this year. Good hunting hunters, and enjoy the card kids.

#TotsAndPears www.boston.com/news/nationa...

"One moment you're calculating economic growth with a fancy graph, and the next you're updating your phone to avoid drone attacks. And here I thought my biggest decision today was choosing between tea or coffee!" #SnodgrassSays

"Even as planes tango on Tokyo runways and the earth chuckles with mini quakes, we're busy crafting laws and spinning court fables. Seems Mother Nature's got the right idea - a bit of mischief goes a long way!" #SnodgrassSays

Steamboat Willie. Why? Because I can. Haha.

"2024's wild start: Japan shakes up with a 7.5 twister, and Rochester rocks a fiery encore. Life's a mixtape of tough tunes - groove on with grit and a grin. #SnodgrassSays "

#SnodgrassSays "When the ground shakes, it's not just a dance of the earth, but a reminder to hold steady and fold some hope into our hearts. Origami, anyone?"

#SnodgrassSays "Ah, the end of the year – when Trump's legal team dances with the Constitution, Taylor Swift serenades pop culture, and somewhere in the world, missiles and fireworks compete for the sky. It's like a global party where the invite reads: 'BYO Chaos and Confetti.'"

#SnodgrassSays "France is on terror alert, Trump's dodging political missiles, and the US Navy's playing whack-a-drone in the Red Sea. Meanwhile, I'm just here wondering if my New Year's Champagne is bulletproof!"

#SnodgrassSays "In a world where parking fines in San Francisco could fund a small country, some folks in Congress are treating foreign aid like it's a game of Monopoly. Except in this game, the 'Get Out of Jail Free' card is being played not in Ukraine, but at the U.S.-Mexico border."

#SnodgrassSays "Ah, avoiding the obvious in history is like skipping the 'Once upon a time' in a fairy tale. It's not just missing the point, it's rewriting the whole book!" #CivilWar #NikkiDumbAsRock

#SnodgrassSays "Weight-loss pills and data breaches, yet Trump still on the ballot - seems even 2023 can't escape a good hack, be it digital, pharmaceutical, or political!" #TrumpStinks #TrumpSmells

#SnodgrassSays "In a world where trains bump in Beijing and the earth quakes in China, it’s best to remember – even continents can't avoid a little shuffling. So, why worry about rearranging your sock drawer?"

#SnodgrassSays "In an age where drones are outnumbering birds and shopping malls turn into showdowns, Bing's giving our chats a turbo boost. Just when you thought your online banter couldn't get any more surreal!"