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Beer Aficionado, Sports Mark, Music Knowitall, Closet Nerd, Trained pro wrestling washout who might bump for a hotdog. #Browns #Guardians #Cavs #Sooners Your favorite band sucks.
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Oooh boy, #Thunderup ⚡

This could've been the perfect vintage wrestling "continue watching" list if Netflix didn't rip all the WWE Raws away and omit 75 percent of the catalog

I had less than a handful of Captain America books as a kid but I distinctly remember buying this one at a grocery store (!) thinking to myself "well I GOTTA see Magneto curb stomp that nazi prick Red Skull!".

Watching Money In The Bank and holy shit the ad placement is out of control these days

She'll never admit it but my wife married me because I keep things exciting

OKC fafo'd the Pacers

wCw's Fall Brawl 99 was so engaging someone was reading during a match

Pacers and Thunder sticking it to all the "major market needs to be in the finals" honks

This Shai Gilgeous-Alexander wardrobe glitch reminds us all we're in a matrix.

John Cena has a melting old face, Randy Orton has bloated old face, and both of them are my age and I'm cursing at father time rn 😭

I know it's a big deal, and I like both workers, but Gunther vs Pat McAfee made Backlash look like Dadbodmania.

Nothing tastes better than that first midnight Dorito out of a newly opened bag. Everything after that is a downward spiral of self loathing and shameful regret.

Any of you old tops out there remember Disc Jockey Music record stores? My first "real job" where I went from unqualified lackey to store manager in just three short years at three different mall locations 😆

That time Billy Kidman got savagely choked out with a Slim Jim

"We're not scaremongering this is really happening, happening..." -Radiohead, "Idioteque", 2000

I'll watch Cannonball Run II ten times in a row before ever watching one Fast And Furious movie

So fucking random for ESPN to show this photo going to commercial during the Rockets Warriors game.

Give me wCw's Tony Schiavone and Bobby The Brain Heenan any day over WWF's Ross and King.

The Bucks should leave Doc Rivers on the Indianapolis tarmac.

Congrats to Canada for being less stupid than us

If you watched any 15 minutes of the NFL Draft at any time within the last 3 days, all they talked about in complete exasperation was "hOw CoUlD tHe lEAgUe pAsS oN sHaDuEr?!" Meanwhile on social media it's "mEdIa cOlLuSioN aGaInSt SanDeRs!" Everyone's lost their gd mind this weekend over this guy.

None of you other 31 asshole teams couldn't draft Shedeur Sanders before the asshole Browns? Gotdammit

I put Dillon Gabriel around the same talent level as Sheduer Sanders, just without the loud, famous daddy telling us how legendary he's supposed to be. And that's why DG is the safer pick. It's all about that baggage. Baggage baggage baggage.

Dillon Gabriel to the Browns

Mood

Oh thank goodness. What a relief. Welcome to Cleveland, Mason Graham. This evening could've gotten a lot, LOT worse. Browns didn't Brown... too badly.

The Browns think they're playing 3D chess as they play connect four with the trap door still open

I don't care what "haul" the Browns got, they're fucking BOZOS for giving up the chance to draft Travis Hunter or Abdul Carter - both who would benefit the team immensely - and I'm fucking done with these assholes when they take Sheduer Sanders at sixth. Browns gonna Brown...

I was literally just watching an old July 1999 episode of WCW Nitro today where Master P / No Limit was feuding Curt Hennig and his West Texas Rednecks, and tonight on AEW Dynamite out comes... Master Fucking Percy.

Yessssss! They're giving Randy Orton a purpose!

Logan Paul getting a WrestleMania win, let alone a win over AJ Styles, is a colossal middle finger to the business. Seriously, fuck that guy and whoever booked that nonsense.

Love me some Seth Rollins. He reminds me of Diamond Dallas Page and Macho Man Randy Savage all mixed into one Paul Heyman managed extravaganza. Good times!

Though I will say, this SINGS to my 1990's heart... #wrestlemania

I'm too old and out of touch to give a shit about the Blood Line and Roman Reigns and any of that storyline . But I will say, anything and everything Seth Rollins is my kind of old school wrasslin.

Charlotte's ill fitting briefs are making me... feel some things #wrestleMania

Charlotte Flair making it crystal clear to Tiffany Stratton her Barbie ass entrance ain't gonna cut it this WrestleMania

In case you don't already hate her enough for this out of touch bs, Katy Perry also became another .000000000000000011 seconds younger than the rest of us.

How this NWO combination couldn't save wCw in its last 40 or so weeks of existence is beyond me.

Holy shit, Ego Nwodim went legendary on SNL weekend update

Flaming Hot Preparation AYYYYYYYYYCH! Holy shit, Jack Black & SNL 😂

I finally caught up to last week's #SNL and saw Morgan Wallen walking out on the Goodbyes. I think these blown kisses pretty much express how my DVR blew right past his two shitty songs.