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As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
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Horrible things happen when I cause them.

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what if ghosts are real but they hate it when you get all weird about it.

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You ever wonder what would happen if all the animals had to switch jobs for a week?

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

The grocery store has white American cheese and I thought that seems redundant.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

the cool thing about individual liberty is it eliminates the manipulation of being forced to fit an identity. If I respect you regardless of who you are you're already free to be whomever you are.

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"I have butterflies in my stomach." "Yes, that's why we're no longer allowed in the zoo's butterfly pavilion."

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The burden of being continually proven right all along.

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Hey if you're at Burning Man stay there.

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No government will ever tolerate their people being free.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sick of the stretch jeans. Stop it. Stretch is for yoga pants. Jeans should be rigid, unmovable like the mountain. They should be an inch thick and made of drywall, not spandex. Enough

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

I have creeping self-doubt, but for others.

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Once I got an interview because the HR manager had their out of office replies set to external orgs so when I applied it bounced with her OOF I waited a few days and emailed her, "Thanks for reaching out, yes, I'd love to set up an interview time." I got the job.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not a suspicious person but why is there a tariff exemption on cursed amulets?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"Imagine there's no heaven." -me, describing anywhere you are.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

My toothpaste slipped behind the bathroom vanity. Needless to say I was Crestfallen.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

People who use their replies to try to make your post about something else entirely are the real heroes who don't wear capes.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Pedro Pascowl

submitted 8 days ago • 291 comments

"Them's fight'n words!" is possibly the most disappointing response to "I love you."

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Why can't scientists set aside their differences and solve real problems, like genetically engineering a monkey paw that can grant wishes in increasingly horrific ways?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Radiohead's OK Computer was released on this day in 1997 and the world is better for it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You've made an important point. Could you please repeat that, but this time after inhaling a bunch of helium? That'd be hilarious.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If I was in charge of the FDA I'd ban toilet paper roll math and require manufacturers to print a line demarking the minimum ethical number of squares remaining before replacing the roll.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Look I don't care if your bar has a heated beer garden. Who drinks heated beer?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Kentucky is a beautiful state but their jelly tastes awful.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

What men think a female led relationship looks like: her: "Bark like a dog for me." him: "Yes dear." what it actually looks like: her: "We're not doing that." him: "Yes dear."

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Sippin' on gin* and juice** *water **more water

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

They should have raffled off a chance to testify at the Diddy trial.

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I've never met RFK Jr. so as far as I'm concerned the FDA still considers Crunchberries a serving of produce.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The mock turtleneck was the pinnacle of fashion and they took that away from us.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Getting real tired of trial by fire. Why not trial by cheesecake?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Words often have two meanings: the actual meaning and the way you use it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

You really don't know a person until you buy me dinner and possibly a motorcycle.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Friday! Be kind to someone you dislike today out of spite.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Concerns about AI are so overblown you think any man is going to fall for something artificial yet seemingly attractive pretending to be interested in him?

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Thank you everybody for coming together to collectively build the future where Target locks up deodorant and I have to schedule an appointment to go into a national park.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I would never accuse you of seeking to live in an echo chamber. I won't steal your right to never discover you're mistaken.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

One day at a time. Today I choose yesterday.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

You want me to trust you but you all keep pretending that moist is a worse word than damp.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

People don't like to talk about skeletons, but who's going to warn them there's a skeleton inside them right now?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Going to the protest just to ask every single person there, "Are you mad at me?"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Think about it. If your only superpower is cutting bars of soap in half with your mind, you could be defeated by body wash.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

They say invisibility is the most useless superpower but it's not, it's the ability to cut a bar of soap in half with your mind.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Think how much better the world would be if clowns were real!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Love is a battlefield. Mainly the minefield part.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

We used to be a proper country

submitted 17 days ago • 22 comments

"It's creepy. But I can make it creepier." - every guy on the internet

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

Stop looking at history through an evil lens. Maybe they only burned witches because their hats are dumb.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments