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Horrible things happen when I cause them.

what if ghosts are real but they hate it when you get all weird about it.

You ever wonder what would happen if all the animals had to switch jobs for a week?

The grocery store has white American cheese and I thought that seems redundant.

the cool thing about individual liberty is it eliminates the manipulation of being forced to fit an identity. If I respect you regardless of who you are you're already free to be whomever you are.

"I have butterflies in my stomach." "Yes, that's why we're no longer allowed in the zoo's butterfly pavilion."

The burden of being continually proven right all along.

Hey if you're at Burning Man stay there.

No government will ever tolerate their people being free.

I'm sick of the stretch jeans. Stop it. Stretch is for yoga pants. Jeans should be rigid, unmovable like the mountain. They should be an inch thick and made of drywall, not spandex. Enough

I have creeping self-doubt, but for others.

Once I got an interview because the HR manager had their out of office replies set to external orgs so when I applied it bounced with her OOF I waited a few days and emailed her, "Thanks for reaching out, yes, I'd love to set up an interview time." I got the job.

I'm not a suspicious person but why is there a tariff exemption on cursed amulets?

"Imagine there's no heaven." -me, describing anywhere you are.

My toothpaste slipped behind the bathroom vanity. Needless to say I was Crestfallen.

People who use their replies to try to make your post about something else entirely are the real heroes who don't wear capes.

Pedro Pascowl

"Them's fight'n words!" is possibly the most disappointing response to "I love you."

Why can't scientists set aside their differences and solve real problems, like genetically engineering a monkey paw that can grant wishes in increasingly horrific ways?

Radiohead's OK Computer was released on this day in 1997 and the world is better for it.

You've made an important point. Could you please repeat that, but this time after inhaling a bunch of helium? That'd be hilarious.

If I was in charge of the FDA I'd ban toilet paper roll math and require manufacturers to print a line demarking the minimum ethical number of squares remaining before replacing the roll.

Look I don't care if your bar has a heated beer garden. Who drinks heated beer?

Kentucky is a beautiful state but their jelly tastes awful.

What men think a female led relationship looks like: her: "Bark like a dog for me." him: "Yes dear." what it actually looks like: her: "We're not doing that." him: "Yes dear."

Sippin' on gin* and juice** *water **more water

They should have raffled off a chance to testify at the Diddy trial.

I've never met RFK Jr. so as far as I'm concerned the FDA still considers Crunchberries a serving of produce.

The mock turtleneck was the pinnacle of fashion and they took that away from us.

Getting real tired of trial by fire. Why not trial by cheesecake?

Words often have two meanings: the actual meaning and the way you use it.

You really don't know a person until you buy me dinner and possibly a motorcycle.

Happy Friday! Be kind to someone you dislike today out of spite.

Concerns about AI are so overblown you think any man is going to fall for something artificial yet seemingly attractive pretending to be interested in him?

Thank you everybody for coming together to collectively build the future where Target locks up deodorant and I have to schedule an appointment to go into a national park.

I would never accuse you of seeking to live in an echo chamber. I won't steal your right to never discover you're mistaken.

One day at a time. Today I choose yesterday.

You want me to trust you but you all keep pretending that moist is a worse word than damp.

People don't like to talk about skeletons, but who's going to warn them there's a skeleton inside them right now?

Going to the protest just to ask every single person there, "Are you mad at me?"

Think about it. If your only superpower is cutting bars of soap in half with your mind, you could be defeated by body wash.

They say invisibility is the most useless superpower but it's not, it's the ability to cut a bar of soap in half with your mind.

Think how much better the world would be if clowns were real!

Love is a battlefield. Mainly the minefield part.

We used to be a proper country

"It's creepy. But I can make it creepier." - every guy on the internet

Stop looking at history through an evil lens. Maybe they only burned witches because their hats are dumb.