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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא) In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here. 18+ ✡ 🖤🤍💚💙

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I need the XBox guy to tell me what the ancient Israelites actually baked as they were leaving Egypt. Was it just flat bread? Did they bake their sourdough starters? What?

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I am going to win at Passover, which is something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

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The wise child and the wicked child say the same thing, they both use the word "you", so why is one child punished for it???? Open to all reaponsa

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Caught myself scrolling reels on Instagram while watching a YouTube video PIP... #ADHDVibes

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It's very easy to hide the afikomen at my sedars because no one ever pays much attention

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My mother thinks we're going to be up to dinner by 8pm hahaha

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My husband asked if my mother would have room for a whole turkey in her fridge... Lol

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I need to start getting ready for the Sedar, and I can hardly get off the couch.

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I slept through the night!

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BediCAT Chametz... Um, more like BediDOG Chametz in our house!

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Weird hobby I have when I'm sick, taking my temperature in places that our thermometer isn't designed for and seeing how high I can get it. New record: underboob temp of 106.6 (Regular temp is like 98.9/99, don't worry)

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My mom threatened to lick my eyes... To remove the evil eye. Anyone else's family totally weird?

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I'm doing my best to be ready for Passover, but my husband and I are BOTH pretty sick and I don't think we're going to get everything done on time. I feel awful about this. Can someone who gets it reassure me that it's okay?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

One Giant Spaniard!

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Sick 🤢

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my mom loves the pitt but says none of her friends are talking about it...if you are in line to introduce the pitt to its rightful audience of boomer resistance libs STAY IN LINE!!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Do I need to wash my hair before a haircut appointment? I haven't gotten my hair cut professionally in almost 13 years, I don't remember

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It's normal to vacuum your freezer, right?

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I want to go live in a swamp somewhere and yell at people if they come too close to me.

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At least there's the season finale of The Pitt to look forward to tomorrow...

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Why do colleges in movies have class bells? I went to 4 different colleges including grad school and none of them had bells?

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Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

submitted 5 days ago • 46 comments

Oh shit, it was GOLD bullion? stares at cupboard full of soup-mix

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Please, please, please, get your shots. MMR, flu, covid, do everything you can to protect yourself and the people around you. Most vaccines have little to no side effects and are free or very cheep! Please, I'm literally begging you.

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