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seramarlowe.bsky.social
Hater of describing herself. Way too enthusiastic about stuff you don't care about. #twinja #GoLeafsGo
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Please send good vibes to my sweet girl Willow. She hasn't eaten for a few days & the vet hasn't found a reason yet. She's got helpful meds on board & I started syringe-feeding her today. She's otherwise healthy & was her usual self until the meds made her groggy. Hoping she improves a bit tomorrow.

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I think I like Brad Marchand now? Please send help.

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one thing I miss about being a kid was needing to make up lore about other people, e.g. my friend and I deciding that one of our peers was secretly a male model who used the stage name "Fullerton" and appeared in ads for "teen-oriented cigarettes". "Steppin' Out... With Fullerton!" was the slogan

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hi, i’m the inventor of bacon packaging and i fucking hate you so much, eat shit

submitted 219 days ago • 21 comments

(Fred Schneider voice) dirty deeds and they're done dirt CHEAP

submitted 15 days ago • 32 comments

Muttering "goddammit" like Pat Finnerty every time Kid Rock's face shows up on my TL again.

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i can't live más, dude, i can barely live suficiente

submitted 377 days ago • 18 comments

ＬＯＧＧＩＮＧ ＯＮ

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

*Yelling while security "escorts" me out of a job interview*

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Stolarz rules so hard.

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Kudos to the Leafs for keeping the late game fun enough that I haven't passed out yet even though I'm sleep-deprived as hell.

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STOLARZ IS BACK BABY

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I love when the Leafs play the Seattle Downy Unstopables.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about leaning hard into the Hermit Crone/Scary House on the Block aesthetic and lifestyle.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

“Fix your hearts or die” is so good because the character is not threatening anyone. He’s warning them that they’ve fucked up and there’s time to change before the universe notices.

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

Feel like my life could be 4-7% better if I carried a walking stick that turns into a sword

submitted 21 days ago • 108 comments

Being a cat owner

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Lou's Garage - 1/5 stars Not a serious garage. One mechanic said "here's your problem" held up my Bette Midler CD. Another slid under the engine and kept going until he was outside

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

I just wanna live a life where the only person's stupidity I'm in mortal fear of is my own

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

Gulf of Your Mom

submitted 28 days ago • 15 comments

Just in case you need her blood pressure-lowering services.

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Just donated to Trans Lifeline to help our friends and family being persecuted by this new regime. IF you have some $ to spare, please consider doing likewise? Even a few bucks helps. But if not, some real LOUD support from the cis community would also be great. ❤️ link: translifeline.org/donate/

submitted 28 days ago • 75 comments

If you're not currently directly in the line of fire of what's happening, it's very important not to add to a sense of panic and not to catastrophize. It doesn't help those who ARE in the direct line of fire. Better to say nothing than to add to people's legitimate stress and fear.

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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 32 days ago • 201 comments

It's almost time for my favorite game show! www.youtube.com/live/Qy-_h9y...

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

What is this game?! #GoLeafsGo

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Blocking every single news account that's reposted into my feed like it's my job. Best thing I ever did.

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We're live! Come hang out!

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If you need some counterprogramming today: The Family of David Lynch invites everyone to join them in a worldwide group meditation at 12:00pm PST for 10 minutes. Please take this time to meditate, reflect, and send positivity into the universe. Zoom link: davidlynchfoundation.zoom.us/j/177174913

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my timeline

submitted 41 days ago • 74 comments

Hell yeah. I had a terrible day and this chat always makes terrible days better (even if the Leafs lose, but they better not). #GoLeafsGo

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American teens are flocking to a new video app

submitted 42 days ago • 617 comments

Fake Gerard Butler keeps trying to get me to follow him, but I have not Fallen (for it).

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Who up just flailing

submitted 45 days ago • 12 comments

When you join a @jesseblake.bsky.social stream for the first time. #crabpeople

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TONIGHT! Toronto! Vancouver! @stevedangle20.bsky.social on the mic! It's gonna be a good one. Join us at 7PM ET! ➡️ bit.ly/40bgPfx

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