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serenalang.bsky.social
Your hourglassy distraction from the quotidian. Global expat, history buff, cunning linguist, masters’-educated martini connoisseur.🍸[email protected]
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Can’t play the piano, but I can play hard to get.

Remaining availability for EOY (as you corporate types apparently like to call it)... December 11: ATX December 13-15: ATX December 16: SF (daytime only) December 17: SF (daytime only) December 19: LA (tbd based on confirmed enquiries; incentivised duos with @MayaRoseXX) December 20: SF (evening)

Excited to announce a quick pre-Christmas visit to my second home, San Francisco! You guys are clearly keeping your eye on Tryst since I've already got a dinner or two on the books, so SF guys, don't wait. :) Duos in SF with @theNatalieByrne at incentivised rates (email us!). ❤️

This app feels like an all girls slumber party after one of us finally dumped a toxic ex

Things I'd like to see FSSWs and our clients leave on Twitter: - Cliqueishness - Outrage bait (the lack of algo might stamp this out automatically...tbd) - Our admirers DMing us just to chat/get free attention from us (sorry not sorry...but...if you wanna talk, book us) Hmm, what am I missing?

Good morning ☀️❤️

You can't understand how eager I am to receive the first enquiry form saying "Bluesky" under the question "Where did you find me?"🥲

I'll be coming from Texas, where it's currently a baffling 75F/24C, so will be extra susceptible to the cold. Currently digging out my sweaters and winter coats from storage. Help me warm up when I get there? ❤️ NYC 11/19-23 💌 booking@serenalang

Keeping him entertained with my last-minute flight change requests on his mileage account since 2014 🥰

Starter pack train 🚂 All the sex worker starter packs in one place so we can all find each other. I'll be adding them as I see them, so feel free to add your own Hot tip: click "follow all" at the top of the list to instantly connect with everyone 😉

Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way

A whirlwind “meet you there!” FMTY to NYC with a Midwest fav featuring the Sunken Harbor Club in Brooklyn (what a trip - if you can get a table I highly recommend!). Now back to Austin for the weekend & then back out to NYC on Monday ✈️ I still have some dates available in NYC 11/19-23. Mail me? 💌