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35, 💙🤍🕊️, holy roman emperor. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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Having old white lady hobbies is hilarious. I went to a quilt show today and got invited to join no fewer than 3 guilds 😂

Some days I get to say "I'm a customs analyst!" Today I get to say ".... I'm a customs analyst." Send me stuffed crust pizza. Or crab legs. I'm not okay.

I gotta go to 9 or 10 because I hate flying and SOMEBODY has to hold my hand when I start crying Or, like, me. Hold me. Ijs.

... You know what, you're cooking I specifically remember a stat from when I was in college that 50% of college students have met their future spouse by the end of freshman year

Old photo albums!

‘The Ho is Mine’ was egregious

Latine historical fantasy book rec of the day. A young woman accidentally releases the Mayan god of death. He offers her a deal: help him regain his throne, and he’ll grant her heart’s desire. A brilliant Jazz Age fantasy journey story, with Mexican folklore. Loved it! #booksky #diversebooksky

Today I had a convo with my bestie about racism + relationships. If you have non-Black (esp. white) friends/partners/spouses, you must go into that relationship expecting that they have a parent/sibling/relative who is GOING to say something fucked up to or about you. Even the Well-Meaning Ones.

Y'all really couldn't tell me shit with this hair 😂

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

It's CRAZY that my dad's family went from ignoring me to being my biggest supporters 😂😂 None of my mom's siblings/nieces responded about FREE MF TICKETS to the expo I'm working this weekend, but my dad's sisters/nieces MADE SURREEE to tell me they were coming Saturday

@notoriousjoz.bsky.social babes WHO ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT 😂😂

...why would you ruin a perfectly good duck confit by adding a pumpkin puree??? Y'all make me sick!!

Did I have to recite the General Confession alone in my car today? Yes. Yes I did.

One thing about me, I'ma take a nap on the couch

I do this often for free.

New word alert!!

Lissen. When you're kind of a bitch you get used to it 🤷🏿‍♀️ But honestly... most people like me anyway 🤷🏿‍♀️

Good morning, Gang. ✊🏽🫡

Go support your local library!! Please and thank you!!

Y'all this white lady on the blue face app has been trying to argue with me for 24 HOURS about how she hasn't benefitted from EEO Girl put your phone down and go raise your kids!!!

1, 4, 6

Today I am: *painting and papering my kitchen drawers *clearing out last year's garden *trimming the quilt I made for my friend's baby and sewing the binding *hunting for new seeds to start And it's 10:54 and I'm still in bed 🥰

I think I just made my first Starter Pack?? Hopefully this helps booktokkers start to find each other over here! #booksky go.bsky.app/CqJWd4T

He looks like a Bond villain and i mean that in the BEST way possible

My Father's Gun has me in SHAMBLES every time

Anna Stesia is THAT GWORL

Pause the doom scroll. Do something fun or comforting for yourself.

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And honestly we should all stay off it. We spent that last 2 weeks prepping and going elsewhere

Oh how I wish to be a gym girlie

Ain’t one gun been banned yet.

If your response to someone's testimony is that YOU have high self worth and you know "whose you are" I'm not gonna hold your hand when I say this: you do NOT belong to Him (Yes i got blocked again lmao) (And don't play Jesus games with a Christian like me; I will eat you for dinner)

Lissen... I know what type of girl my hair makes me look like but I was in Europe and didn't have any oil!!!

“I never downloaded TikTok anyway” Here you go goofy ho 🍪

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter