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beware the vibes of march

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

“are you a boy or a girl?” actually I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

if your job is to organize when construction workers do things and you choose to have them jackhammer in a residential neighborhood at 8am on a saturday… I don’t like you

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

my boyfriend and I are celebrating three years together tomorrow!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

if this gets one like I will call my boyfriend doggie bag and then tell y’all what happens

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

when someone is wearing crocs but their personality is whack: I don’t like the cut of their jibbitz

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 63 days ago • 211 comments

hey boss sorry I can’t come in today, my cat’s napping on me and she looks soooo cozy

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

bipolar jocks in therapy: idk man it’s like sometimes I’m hella balling 🏀 and sometimes I’m hella bawling 😭

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

the item and the package it was sent in

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I think the biggest lie in police procedurals is that every murder will be exhaustively investigated in a reasonable timeframe. that privilege is only afforded to the rich and powerful. that only happens when a murder threatens to upset the status quo.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.

submitted 107 days ago • 475 comments

submitted 109 days ago • 791 comments

are we still calling these posts skeets or what's the move

submitted 111 days ago • 161 comments

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

submitted 110 days ago • 2449 comments

I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.

submitted 110 days ago • 137 comments

Thank goodness Ms. Cox had the ability to leave Texas to get the life-saving health care she required. But make no mistake, other Texas women will die.

submitted 454 days ago • 3 comments

someone literally called autistic people a burden to their caregivers and society as a whole in their presentation, so that was super fun to sit through.

submitted 458 days ago • 1 comment

struggling with hygiene is not a moral failing

submitted 481 days ago • 0 comments

okay hear me out, what if I get “astigmatism” tattooed like this

submitted 491 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I still think about the customer who said “I wish I wasn’t” when I asked how he was

submitted 494 days ago • 0 comments

Gender is a performance and I’m dada

submitted 517 days ago • 0 comments

Best map!

submitted 517 days ago • 1 comment

Search “drinks” in your camera roll

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

pronouns

submitted 520 days ago • 9 comments

Mr Beast is like two video ideas away from recreating the Milgram experiment for views

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

The creator of the ‘Oh No’ webcomic needs help in raising funds so he can continue his legal battle against a shady as fuck board game company trying to claim ownership of all his artwork. Don’t know how these assholes sleep at night. Plz contribute to this if you can, & re-skeet #HelpSmallArtists

submitted 522 days ago • 24 comments

juicy couture makes yarn now. what a world.

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

bullying your boss is leftist praxis

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

If they postpone this Hozier concert because of the flooding in NYC I will cry. I’ll understand, but I’ll cry.

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

it bothers me that the ECT nurses don’t know about my cool earring collection because earrings would get in the way of ECT

submitted 529 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations! You have scrolled so far, you have found the Dopamine!

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

an exchange I had yesterday *customer approaches my register* me: hi, how are you? customer: I wish I wasn’t, how about you? me: honestly about the same

submitted 530 days ago • 0 comments

got full points

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submitted 536 days ago • 5 comments

nooo don’t call me a hypocrite that’s my emotional support copaganda

submitted 537 days ago • 0 comments

calling aristotle ableist and an aspie supremacist in my homework assignment because I’m a filthy commie SJW

submitted 537 days ago • 0 comments

Oh him? No that’s just Misogyny Dave, he’s actually a good leftist and a great comrade. Yeah everyone likes him and all his ex girlfriends said nothing bad to me, his best friend, when I asked them about it while he was, oh, several feet away.

submitted 580 days ago • 19 comments