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Unless you wanna do macramé instead… In that case, I have a SUPER early day tomorrow and need to go home after the check.

Is this a read???

Hurry!!! Only a week left to make your quotas!!! 💁🏽‍♂️

I dunno why all the fuss… They’ll either be open or single in a few weeks anyway… 🤷🏽‍♂️

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No, you don’t have to show me a picture. I believe you! ✋🏼

And they’re already also sharing a Facebook account… How sweet!

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The same can be said about wedding receptions and high school reunions too. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Go back to your damn Peppa Pig, you f***ing brats!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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#TheLastOfUs 🐴

Looks AMAZING!!! 🤯🤯🤯

You just unhoused millions of living souls. I just had ONE steak. You should be ashamed. 😡

I’m no medical expert, but I certainly the F*CK am NOT about to do that. 💁🏽‍♂️

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When is cholesterol going to do the same to him?

Even Meta has stopped turning hashtags adjacent to Pride into rainbows… We ALL need to remember this shit when he’s out of office and these companies and corporations come crawling back for our money. We can just as easily tell them “no” at that time too… And we should.

Minus the ants, of course… 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

And then throw a blanket over the cage. 😴

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FUN FACT: I’m actualky c**ty 24/7. 💁🏽‍♂️

My business is asking “what about making them yellow?” 💁🏽‍♂️

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Name a more beautiful, self-sabotaging, passive-aggressive, bi-phobic, label-hoarding, attention-ravenous horse-lady than Carrie Bradshaw… You can’t. 💁🏽‍♂️

Sometimes not saying words and just moaning is fine… 💁🏽‍♂️

Better luck next time, babe… Try adding fiber to your diet? 🤷🏽‍♂️

She ALWAYS brings the outfit stunts, though…

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I still don’t regret that triple Jack and Diet Coke… 🤷🏽‍♂️

This scene didn’t make me gay, but it sure pushed me several feet closer to that closet door. 💁🏽‍♂️l

I made a little something for the #PlantGay girlies… #IYKYK 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

Let’s be honest, the only bar I belong doing is a GAY BAR… 💁🏽‍♂️

That post-nut clarity will get ya every time. 🤡🤡🤡

Kids will laugh at ANY dumb shit… 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Maybe the REAL treasure was the outfits she left me along the way… 🤷🏽‍♂️

Cleanup on aisle EVERY. DAMN. WHERE. 💁🏽‍♂️

Manners, people… 💁🏽‍♂️

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“I’m queen of the world!!!” 🚢

I hope she sees this… 💁🏽‍♂️

Well, at least you tried…? 🤷🏽‍♂️

In fact, I’d pay top dollar for them to call me that. 💁🏽‍♂️

Things I also love: -Whiskey -C**k -Crab Rangoons

D’oh the house down boots, honey!!! 🍩🍩🍩