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Author. Dork. Dad. Also I do IT for money because I haven't figured out infinite money yet.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 3 days ago • 2158 comments

Me: look, a mature woodcock Friend: how can you tell it’s mature Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock The Woodcock: grow up guys

submitted 370 days ago • 18 comments

You're having a tough day. Please enjoy some tiny wooden mushrooms to make things a little better.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Great @majorityreport.bsky.social interview with AOC going down right now www.youtube.com/live/ePqOmbx...

submitted 69 days ago • 4 comments

I will never understand why people ask me to help them upgrade their stuff and then complain endlessly when it's down for the time it takes to do the upgrade. 🙃🤔🤷‍♀️

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate? Me: No, all of it is sausages Guy: All of it? Me: And I am sausages Guy: You are? Sausages: And you are sausages Also Sausages: Oh my god Sausages: Oh my god

submitted 89 days ago • 45 comments

There's so many things that could end the world, but Charlotte drivers are a much more immediate threat. It's hard to be scared of aliens, zombies, AI or nukes as a result.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe people are just jacking it in public these days. Sheesh!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Look at this little damn prince taking over my entire house.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I was betrayed by my barista. She gave me regular coffee instead of decaf so I couldn't sleep. And my cats decided to help soothe the situation with a WWE style brawl that included launching off of me in the middle of the night. The solution: obviously more coffee.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Post you from a different era in your life.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

women love it when i roll up to the function on the Fourse

submitted 380 days ago • 25 comments

we went from "stop eating avocados" to "stop eating"

submitted 380 days ago • 222 comments

Makes sense because they get to be who they are

submitted 385 days ago • 13 comments

I always go to the dentist at the appropriate time. 2:30

submitted 385 days ago • 0 comments

This is a great planet to live on. Zero changes needed.

submitted 385 days ago • 0 comments

Bsky is now accepting applications

submitted 385 days ago • 10 comments

I made the mistake of looking at Twitter today... Never again...

submitted 492 days ago • 0 comments

But is it "cotton chicken candy nuggets" or "cotton candy chicken nuggets?"

submitted 496 days ago • 0 comments

The hardest part of new social media is finding all the damn people you want to follow from other platforms.

submitted 541 days ago • 0 comments