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He’s losing a step. 2017 Trump would have been all over the “fake woke holiday” back on Monday and tweeted about it incessantly for 3 days before doing nothing in the end

Donald Trump has passed away (found out there was a federal holiday for black people and fell down, hitting the back of his head on the toilet)

Hey @schumer.senate.gov - time to get out the chicken suit and gas up the “TACO” truck… Looks like this little pussy bitch is gonna chicken out again! 😂🤣🤣🤣

Kristi Noem has passed away (confused her migraine pill with the rat poison she was going to feed the dog)

Donald Trump has passed away (locked inside a hot limousine after secret service forgot about him)

Suppose they gave a war and nobody came

Generally speaking, yes people are grateful when police officers help them; and disappointed when police officers kill with impunity

never kill yourself you must outlive the terrorist state of israel

Does anyone else have the problem of Sydney Sweeney instructing them to kill through the television?

You do not, in fact, have to pray for Israel. It is perfectly reasonable to wish the country ill.

My ass would never

Respect to tha old godz

Only one woman has ever milked my prostate and she was a prostitute

LCpl Peterson died doing what he signed up for, consuming synthetic drugs while on firewatch outside the LA federal center

White House Advisor Stephen Miller announces new policy to make all girls perfect and clean

Congrats to 2/7 Marines for getting the chance to upgrade your meth purchases to cocaine

BREAKING NEWS: Flavortown Rocked by 7.8 Magnitude Earthquake Mayor of Flavortown, Guy Fieri: Please keep our loved ones in your thoughts and prayers. We are still in rescue mode at this time…

Live life like all four characters from Requiem for a Dream rolled into one

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

MYTH: If I don’t do anything illegal everything will be fine REALITY: They will shoot you in the street like a dog for no reason, and accuse you of being a pedophile after the fact

ACAB includes police horses

Love to chart new territory!

Happy pride

I have some ideas

You know who’s most proud of the troop? This little guy right here.

Elon successfully identified a pedo guy on his second attempt, never let your failures hold you back

Logging back on to Twitter dot com to get it at the source

Such beauty in life

I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content

If I was a 24 year old spaceX engineer working at Department of Homeland Security on DOGE stuff I’d be pretty worried for my personal safety right about now

Mr Trump sir a good way to spite Elon would be bringing back USAID

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

STRATEGIC COMMS CONSULTANT: So 59% of voters think that you're a bunch of feckless morons, with several using gay slurs in their description of the Democratic brand. But, that number drops to 52% when you support more aggressive foreign policy actions, meaning

June is pride month, but with the re-election of Donald Trump, is it time for the gays to also re-learn shame? The NY Times editorial board weighs in

The New York Knicks are stepping away from the NBA to spend more time with Stephen Miller’s wife