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sevenhundred.bsky.social
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I’ll play a drum machine like an electric guitar … Cause I’m #Dedicated

its always so embarrassing when youve been washing dishes at work and then you walk away from the dishpit and now theres a big ass wet stain on your belly and you gotta wear that fit for the rest of the night

Its kinda funny that they play rage against he machine at whole foods

Im too serious i need to take the edge off sometimes

I love playing dumb !!!

Whenever i order doordash i just feel embarrassed and ashamed after myself

Okay I wake up. No stylist!!

Should I make some consumer purchases today or nah

Bout to sleep so hard that i dont even wake up

We need to be emailing one another more often

My Swag = Different

All my friends are baller and have swag

I give a fuck :(

Life is so fucked up might start wearing one of these

Blocking accounts on here today

Its good for you to smoke blunts and weed all day it stops cancer

Cdj’s be like. Press button

Im a popular loner

I love the 16 step sequencer

This is a coffee mug / weed pipe . It seems unpleasant and inconvenient

I’m sorry to the world…I must destroy you

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I live in this world…You live in this world…We all share this world

Who cares

I’m on my 3rd grilled cheese sandwich of the day its not even 5pm yet

Would anyone like to watch Antichrist (2009) featuring Willem Dafoe with me

Lets take a trip to Ho chi minh city. Whos coming

In my flop era

I wish i could make beautiful music that pulled at peoples heartstrings but alas I am a beatmaker

I called out of work today #LivingOnTheEdge

Bout to go freakstyle at the empty bottle

We need less light pollution so people can look upon the moon and the stars and reflect at night

Why Lord Why did you make me so dumb

I love charging my phone to 20%

I love filtered water idgaf 🤷‍♀️

I miss the pandemic we were getting stimulus checks just to get high as fuck on coke ket and dabs everyday

This shit is so fuckin good

The way this bitch sir’d me was so personal

This is how i feel inside

Let me out let me out let me out of this fucking cage

I'm doing a collaborative pop up cafe bookstore event this weekend at Job Stoppers. Kôprová Slovak Kitchen will be there both days, while Hold Me Closer XX coffee is on Saturday and Daydreamer Tea on Sunday. Everyone made these lovely menus while I put out this slightly obnoxious promotional image.

Bout to fuck up these mexican rice leftovers and topping it off with zero calorie cola. Goml

Midwest Laboratory Meltdown

Whenever someone asks me why i moved to chicago I always say “To get away…”

Chew em out using only body language

This lady bought a cake and asked me to write “You’re Single!” on it