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hanging out with some doofuses

you ever try and cuddle with a coyote? Dusty (and Sandstorm) v3 1991 6/10

Major Altitude v1 1991 is protected from cobra’s brainwave manipulations by wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head. he is stupid and he sucks. 2/10

I reprogrammed them @officialsuper7.bsky.social #GIJoe #Cobra #o-rings

“as a bigot who desires to live as a feudal serf in a white ethno state ruled by a techno fascist oligarchy, i am offended! unfollow!”

got a space bunny model for my gf @datalore.bsky.social and we built it tonight. here she is pictured next to space bunny (much bigger than we expected)

wish the ap guide had a term for someone who promotes antisemitic and white supremacist content

we’re never going to be an interplanetary species let alone interstellar. get used to this mudball, it’s home till the sun explodes

every fuxking time

i really really do need to just dump twitter but it was at least worth keeping it up to now just to see famous nazi elon musk get clowned and ratioed by a group of actual astronauts

this is disappointing. i wanted to see him die at the podium on live tv via cspan

“americans don’t want a monarchy, we fought against that, it’s our dna” completely ignoring how obsessed americans have always been with the british royal family and also keep electing representatives from familial dynasties. a huge chunk of americans do want a king because they are painfully stupid

screen printing posters for vtuber singers today because the world is a horrible place full of horrible people with horrible taste

hear me out… maybe rich people don’t need to be philanthropic. maybe we just tax them

they were never good ol’ boys. they were drug runners. they caused untold harm.

this is giving cats marching to tanz mit laibach energy

neil degrasse tyson: actually, elon, you can’t breathe in space, you shouldn’t take your helmet off elon musk: shut up faggot *explodes*

grimes is literally actually and truly living fafo

Exclusive first look at Faker in the new Masters of the Universe movie.

now that i’m pretty much pescatarian (just bug stuff, no fish 🤮) @datalore.bsky.social was very excited and very sweet to bring me to my foist seafood boil so i could go feral primate on some shells and exoskeletons

he’s gonna mow down cobra. he’s gonna kick their grasses. he’s a teammate you can really lawn on. Pathfinder v1 1990 7/10

my absolute favorite junk mail that i receive

Struggle

Seems like a distant memory

happiness is sporting some beautiful claws

alexander the great is a transmasc icon tbh

rick moranis called, he’d like his giant helmet back. Low Light v3 1991 gets a 6/10

forever

dr. drew killed jeff conaway

This was supposed to be a Major Bludd photo but I also just learned that 1984 Megatron’s kibble can be assembled as a cannon that seats a 3 3/4” figure and i wanted to flex. anyway, Major Bludd v4 2000 is a 6/10

confirmed

Stop reading the New York Times. Stop sharing their links. Yes, even a fucking gift link. Fucking. Stop. I can't believe we still have to tell people this.

we made insalata, minestrone, pesto pasta, and sourdough garlic bread for some old guy we know who i guess is pretty good at drums

[maga guy posting a video of a bunch of pro america / nascar / moon landing / grand canyon / statue of liberty / flag waving shit set to the tune of America (is Awful) by the folk rock band Socialist Dude & the Capitalism Haters that he’s never read the lyrics to] “checkmate, libs”

Jinx v1 1987 Gotta love a ninja that takes the time for a nice manicure, tho I’m not big on ninjas in general. G.I. Joe always needed more women, so it’s too bad this one’s kinda dull. 4/10

i normally wouldn’t post salad, but i was told it was aesthetic looking. main dish was paneer makhani that some canadian metal-adjacent elon stan bitch on twitter once said “looks like shit” (over rice)

Fatal Fluffy v1 2025 Perfect sculpt, has cartoon accurate accessories that it holds well, and the taller scale is great. Love it. I wish the head could turn more and woulda paid xtra for a lil fluffy and fire spit to be included. 8/10

if only they shrank down to a smaller size to fit in the box 🤬

lower decks but instead of rick and morty it looks like this