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sexeres.bsky.social
Cisboy/34/potsandpansexual 🇮🇸 Extreme metal, TTRPGs, bad movies, and gaming with friendos CW: a LOT of suicide jokes
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i have the soul of a whore trapped in the body of a snorlax

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smoked so hard i started making out with ursula the sea witch

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hey don't worry guys steve bannon wasn't doing sieg heil it was just an innocent wave pay no attention to the nazis doing nazi shit

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should i kill myself or give someone else the thrill of defeating me in mortal combat

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the fact that i have to work for a living is a hate crime

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super funny that our boomer overlords who spent 50 years shitting themselves in fear of soviets are bending over and gladly letting themselves be sodomized by putin

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white people crying racism will never not be funny

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i just don't want to be anymore

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if i had to choose one i'd pick shaka zulu

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digital clocks are inherently homophobic, if you need this explained to you unfollow me

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i live like a cautionary documentary you watch on tlc

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no disrespect to my boy icarus but i would have lived

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gonna start selling my farts, please dm if you are interested

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if we're installing the absolute worst possible picks in office now i should be heading the fda

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i'm sorry i misunderstood the term self insert i need to go to the er

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i bully my girl friends just as much as my boy friends. #wagegapisamyth

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Some call it me time, others call it isolation, i call it practice

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is he dead yet

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i won't kill myself until the race war starts that's what kind of ally i am

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you can't succeed if you don't shoot your shot i think churchill said that

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what part of the political spectrum involves carving flank steaks from the bodies of billionaires and how do i sign up

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"i should post some bullshit on bsky" actually just doomscrolls for half an hour "maybe instead i will swallow a bullet"

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i'm so tired of knowing, of feeling, of choosing

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i'll be 35 in a month, should i run for president or do i need to rape a few people first

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is it too much to ask for a middle aged woman to put a cigarette out on my face and spit on me

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got a new job and spoiler alert there's a new fentanyl czar in town

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smells awful woke up in this gay bar

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it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

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there's a neuron exploding in my brain and i need to dig it out with a philips head screwdriver

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the world ended and i'm sitting here eating cookies

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in a "toasters are bath toys" sort of mood

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writing a 9/11 mpreg story where the planes get the twin towers knocked up and i can feel god staring at me with contempt

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if given the chance i would try to seduce jesus christ

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you ever get so high you forget you have a social security number

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any tips for handling the inevitable descent into the fourth reich would be appreciated. should i horde toilet paper or

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have we made america great again? anyone?

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for five dollars i will share pictures of my feet in peanut butter

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chat should i become a terrorist

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this latest horror is distracting me from all of the other horrors

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sorry babe i can't bind my wrists and ankles together and squeal like a stupid little piggy, i have a headache

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