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sexobsessedlesbian.bsky.social
Yet another hypno-Twitter escapee. Queer woman (she/her), burgeoning switch, polyam, kinky, 30-something. Particular fetishes of note: erotic hypnosis, puns. 18+ only pls. For my hypno audios, smut, etc.: https://linktr.ee/sexobsessedlesbian
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I just remembered that Scott Adams (of Dilbert and being-a-bad-person-on-the-internet fame) is a hypnofetishists and now I'm sad.

Hey gang, what time is it?

PSA to the excellent romantic dorks out there writing sappy love letters: date your love letters so I can store them away in my little box and look back on them later and know when they were from, please and thank you. Signed, Also a Romantic Dork

What's the correct and respectful way to tell a content creator buddy "hey, my sweetie and I did weird kinky shit to your porn and thank you 🙏🏻" ?

Oh my godddd read this whole thing pls.

Reminder to comment on that art post or fanfic, and drop a review of that book. Telling creatives what you think, even if it’s just a one line sentence, truly does make a difference! And I don’t just mean ‘engagement’. I mean it will make their day. Tell someone when you love their work 🤍

Wow I sure am not sure how to feel about this 🙃

Linguistics science! a) which of the following do you recognize as a weed euphemism? - Flower - Grass - Green - Chronic b) are you a stoner/stoner-adjacent?

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A piece of my smut maybe gave a friend a hypnokink so I'm feeling pretty smug :D

Going down on someone till they lose track of how many times they've come will sure make you feel kinda smug, huh?

Eyyy 👋🏻

Oh NO.

Best PornHub description in a while: "In skillful hands a dick is a balalaika — Hid my stepsister's dildos! And she used my dick instead!"

Thinking about. Face slapping.

ppl who are like “i have adhd so i can’t be hypnotized” like i’m sorry hun but all i hear is “my brain is already very distracted and starved for dopamine and i would do anything for someone else to do the executive functioning” like i got u babe but we gotta work on your begging style

Sometimes I find domming tiring because I spend a lot of energy on curating an experience for the other person—which is often great but not always what I feel up to. But today I just got blazed and used a cutie as porn and let myself be selfish about it, and hot damn 🔥 A+ recommend.

Give me some sets of these (for 1+ characters) and I might write smut of 'em! www.hoffmaninstitute.org/wp-content/u...

Getting a wedding present for a friend: any suggestions of queer-celebrating subscription erotica / audio porn / etc. platforms to gift?

Was at the bar with vanilla company and Baby It's Cold Outside so I immediately got this stuck in my head and was working SO HARD not to giggle about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDL...

*taps mic* is this chicken on?

“Where do you fall on this scale, sweetie?” Your hypnotist gestured to the dial before you, with the words Trance written underneath it, and the numbers 1-10 around the outside. “Tell me. Give me a starting point.” They smiled expectantly. “Uh, 10, I guess.” You said.

shhh

New hypnovember file! Does re-(tw/sk)eeting these actually make them show up on the timeline? Who can say?! Anyway, go listen :D

Eyyy we got a new one folks!