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35 | Russian-Canadian | Can’t open jars but will open your mind 😋
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They say the best things in life are free… So why do men spend so much trying to impress me?

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They say the best things in life are free… So why do men spend so much trying to impress me?

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3 Signs She’ll Ruin Your Life: 1. She texts back fast—but only to you. 2. She laughs at your worst jokes… and whispers in your ear at the right moments. 3. She wears sundresses and isn’t afraid of a little wind

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3 Signs She’ll Ruin Your Life: 1. She texts back fast—but only to you. 2. She laughs at your worst jokes… and whispers in your ear at the right moments. 3. She wears sundresses and isn’t afraid of a little wind

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3 Ways to Make a Woman Never Forget You: 1. Leave her breathless—physically or emotionally, your choice. 2. Make her laugh until she can’t breathe… then make her moan the same way. 3. Know where the bean is (and how to use it).

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3 Ways to Make a Woman Never Forget You: 1. Leave her breathless—physically or emotionally, your choice. 2. Make her laugh until she can’t breathe… then make her moan the same way. 3. Know where the bean is (and how to use it).

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Just looking for a cuddling buddy 😜 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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Yaarr anna plunder that booty? 😜 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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Wanna cozy up on the couch together? 😉 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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Where are all the guys over 30, with dad bods, who like being outdoors? 😊 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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I may be ugly, but: - I reply to everyone - Funny - Using all 4 usb ports - Single for 4 years #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

If you were my next door neighbor, would you stop by for tea after work? 😜 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

If you're a guy, who is over 30, has a dad bod and likes thick brunettes - leave a like, I need t know I'm in the right place! 😘 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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I may be ugly, but: - I reply to everyone - Funny - Using all 4 usb ports - Single for 4 years #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Come for a walk in the snow with me 🥰 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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If I was your neighbor - I'd make sure to come over and introduce myself 😜 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I might have a few wrinkles here and there, but I prefer to keep the lights on and know what I like 😜 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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If I was your neighbor, would you stop by to borrow a cup of sugar? 😜 #curvy #chubby #brunette #milf #over30 #olderwomen #thick #pawg #single #grayhair #milfs #girlnextdoor #natural #nomakeup

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