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i see law school and chilis as about equal in prestige

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Tonight I baked brownies with real cat shit

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you guys are too old to know what snapchat is, right?

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i’m high and my wife is driving so i’m just punching in words and smashing post, like and subscribe to become like me

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im a cutie pie but not on the outside. on the outside im a lone wolf with a mission

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i don’t want to get political but unfortunately i exist

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i do not bet on sports. i bet on OUTCOMES. there’s a different

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i got put on a list for drama and angry politics which is like…my posts are just about a dog with a dark secret. am i accidentally adding to discourse??

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A man adopted a dog but little did he know that dog harbored a dark secret. One night as the man slept in his bed, the dog approached the man and thought to himself, “I harbor a dark secret.”

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i was searching for a picture of fish with the weird round blowjob mouth but forgot this is the internet and just got thumbnails for something i can’t even imagine doing, let alone recording.

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three people on the same medication in this house and one of them is a dog

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i’m an apex prey

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Imagine a penis

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all of you stop shittin’ about! be serious.

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trained for over a years to condition myself to physically freeze upon hearing a five year sentence from my wife, a remnant of my 90s PNW militia childhood. helps my ptsd because she can cut it off at the knees when i hit a certain point of freaking out and im like “yes ma’am” in my head

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The cosmic design is unfolding in my followers’ favor today

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The Final Battle of Good Versus Evil is taking place in the petro-canada parking lot

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i was searching for a picture of fish with the weird round blowjob mouth but forgot this is the internet and just got thumbnails for something i can’t even imagine doing, let alone recording.

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Getting older is realizing that those things that have adhered themselves all over your skin are barnacles.

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all of you stop shittin’ about! be serious.

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i wonder what pilgrims considered appropriately kinky. shirts off?

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on early bluesky nobody was openly pro-russian but you’d still get yelled at for being openly pro-ukraine. russia needs to stop “ummm what about this article about corruption in ukraine????? 😎 “

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be polite and only sneeze at home

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I CAN GO BACK TO THERAPY FINALLY :) We had just gotten to understanding why I feel…not human. Then my copay doubled.

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thinking about old bluesky stuff. mostly big accounts getting outed as cheating sex pests but also some weird shit like animal skull fuckers

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i’m only on dating apps to talk to bots and train them better. teach them how to seem human

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one of the bartenders and I have been doing a bit where we pretend to have been married but divorced when we started at chilis but the turnover is so high it became fact accidentally

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hatred is low hanging and addictive fruit

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millennials know

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i see law school and chilis as about equal in prestige

Tonight I baked brownies with real cat shit

you guys are too old to know what snapchat is, right?

i’m high and my wife is driving so i’m just punching in words and smashing post, like and subscribe to become like me

im a cutie pie but not on the outside. on the outside im a lone wolf with a mission

i don’t want to get political but unfortunately i exist

i do not bet on sports. i bet on OUTCOMES. there’s a different

i got put on a list for drama and angry politics which is like…my posts are just about a dog with a dark secret. am i accidentally adding to discourse??

A man adopted a dog but little did he know that dog harbored a dark secret. One night as the man slept in his bed, the dog approached the man and thought to himself, “I harbor a dark secret.”

i was searching for a picture of fish with the weird round blowjob mouth but forgot this is the internet and just got thumbnails for something i can’t even imagine doing, let alone recording.

three people on the same medication in this house and one of them is a dog

i’m an apex prey

Imagine a penis

all of you stop shittin’ about! be serious.

trained for over a years to condition myself to physically freeze upon hearing a five year sentence from my wife, a remnant of my 90s PNW militia childhood. helps my ptsd because she can cut it off at the knees when i hit a certain point of freaking out and im like “yes ma’am” in my head

The cosmic design is unfolding in my followers’ favor today

The Final Battle of Good Versus Evil is taking place in the petro-canada parking lot

i was searching for a picture of fish with the weird round blowjob mouth but forgot this is the internet and just got thumbnails for something i can’t even imagine doing, let alone recording.

Getting older is realizing that those things that have adhered themselves all over your skin are barnacles.

all of you stop shittin’ about! be serious.

i wonder what pilgrims considered appropriately kinky. shirts off?

on early bluesky nobody was openly pro-russian but you’d still get yelled at for being openly pro-ukraine. russia needs to stop “ummm what about this article about corruption in ukraine????? 😎 “

be polite and only sneeze at home

I CAN GO BACK TO THERAPY FINALLY :) We had just gotten to understanding why I feel…not human. Then my copay doubled.

thinking about old bluesky stuff. mostly big accounts getting outed as cheating sex pests but also some weird shit like animal skull fuckers

i’m only on dating apps to talk to bots and train them better. teach them how to seem human

one of the bartenders and I have been doing a bit where we pretend to have been married but divorced when we started at chilis but the turnover is so high it became fact accidentally

hatred is low hanging and addictive fruit

millennials know

for $300 i’ll cover you in amber and bury you so you can be cloned later and live forever

the water wars will end with the clearest piss being drunk by the victors

as a kid we had a lot of boiled pizza

kids! pizza’s wet!