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evan • 28 • nj • he/him
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SCREAMING FOR ME BABY!

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i just dropped a piece of kettle corn on the floor in my office at work, has anyone seen it?

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waking my boyfriend up at 1:48 am to tell him that we should get a rotisserie chicken for dinner from the grocery store tomorrow

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit bac

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do any gay or trans oomfs play old school runescape i need in-game friends bad

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getting really back into old school runescape lately

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happy fat faggot friday everyone!!

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getting an updated title and raise at work finally

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we must remember anita bryant as she lived

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it’s so crazy when someone is 40 years old

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sure, i'll watch that...

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Miss McClarkson from the song lip gloss is coming over later tonight to order pizza

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I've read the New Jersey statute and it's actually pretty good. apnews.com/article/new-... "New Jersey becomes latest state to prohibit bans on books in school, public libraries"

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Lets all shave our jawlines and not tell Daisy

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im bored i want surgery

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happy freaking birthday to this amazing outstanding formative post

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song so good it makes me want to run over somebody with my car

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i was born yesterday

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this is my gospel.

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a nonsense christmas with sabrina carpenter watchings are now

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she and i would be best friends irl if i was a real person

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hiii

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happy Explode Everyone at Work with your Mind Monday

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this absolutely outstanding contender for best modern christmas pop songs

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charli tickets acquired..but at what cost

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i neeeed to eat a soft pretzel rn

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is anyone familiar with “new jersey”?

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in bed before 11..does anyone know if this is allowed

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hosting friendsgiving today but i do not want to get out of bed to clean and cook..so cozy

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